You Will Shoot Your Eye Out

As a Teacher you will see some mighty strange behavior as you try and civilise your latest batch of Thugs / Barbarians.
Just try and keep your sense of humor going and not drink too much during the Christmas / Winter Break. By the way most Civilians will not believe your war stories. Just saying.
Grumpy

I made sure that all my students thought I was insane. It can be really helpful at times to just start laughing in a sinister way. Think Renfield from the Monster movies.
It also a good thing to have your Administrators think so too!  Because of the ADA Act. As it makes it harder to fire you. They might even leave you alone a little more.