LOS ANGELES — As immigration riots spread across the city, local rioter and ruffian Eduardo Perez expressed regret that he could not find any houses to burn down since they all burned down in the wildfires back in January.
“What are we even fighting for if there aren’t any more houses to burn down?” Perez reportedly said, forlorn. “This is all because of Governor Newsom’s terrible forest management!”
Perez isn’t alone. Social workers are reportedly stretched thin, overwhelmed by a caseload comprised almost entirely of communist arsonists without homes to arson.
“I wanted to watch the city burn,” lamented arsonist José Sanchez, (they/them), “but now I’m stuck looting stores. This is lame.”
President Trump berated California leadership over the situation. “It used to be that half a city would burn down in a good riot,” Trump said on Truth Social, “but California can’t even get that right! Gavin Newscum and Big Mouth Karen Bass the Singing Sensation let the city burn down — SOMETHING THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED — and now these poor rioters can’t even look cool. DISGRACEFUL!”
At publishing time, rioters had been spotted in Sacramento setting Governor Gavin Newsom’s car on fire.
Tourists go over San Francisco cliff trying to retrieve a lost cell phone By Katie Dowd
Two tourists had to be rescued from Lands End Trail in San Francisco on June 7, 2025. San Francisco Fire Department
Two tourists visiting San Francisco made a misguided decision on Saturday afternoon, resulting in a cliff rescue and a ticket from the U.S. Park Police.
The visitors were walking along the Lands End Trail between Mile Rock Beach and Deadman’s Point when one of them accidentally dropped his phone over the cliff. The tourists decided they would try to slide down the cliff’s edge and grab the cell phone, but both became stuck and were unable to climb back up.
At around 3:30 p.m., they called for help and firefighters from the cliff rescue and heavy rescue units arrived on scene. Video posted by the fire department showed the tourists being outfitted in helmets and harnesses, then helped up the cliffside via rope. The entire process took over an hour, fire officials said.
“Fortunately nobody was hurt,” the fire department wrote on Instagram. The tourists were visiting from Seattle.
Lands End Trail is part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area, which means the tourists’ misadventure also constituted going off-trail on national park land. The fire department said they were issued tickets by park police; the fine could be as high as $300 per person.
Sen. Adam Schiff just inherited Dianne Feinstein’s torch—and immediately used it to light his credibility on fire.
In a now-laughed-off social media video, Schiff reintroduced the “Assault Weapons Ban of 2025,” a recycled gun control fever dream that’s already been dunked on by the facts—and even by his own platform.
What’s your take on Schiff’s “Assault Weapons Ban of 2025”?
Within hours, the post got slapped with a brutal community note pointing out that his claim—that the 1994 ban “held crime and mass shootings at bay for 10 years”—is flat-out false. The Department of Justice’s ownresearch says it had no measurable effect on gun violence.
Oops.
That didn’t stop Schiff from repeating the tired old talking point about “weapons of war,” a term cooked up by people who clearly haven’t fired anything louder than a Nerf gun.
Never mind the over 30 million modern sporting rifles (MSRs) in circulation across America—used daily by law-abiding citizens for hunting, home defense, competition shooting, and plinking pop cans in the backyard.
That’s more MSRs than there are Ford F-150s, and nobody’s trying to ban those.
Let’s be clear: this bill has no chance of passing. Even with Democrats controlling Congress in 2021-2022, the ban never made it to a vote.
Now, with Republicans holding both chambers, it’s dead on arrival. That’s the nicest way to say “laughably doomed.”
But the circus must go on. Schiff trotted out the usual suspects—Padilla, Murphy, Blumenthal, and the Brady/Giffords crew—for a press conference nobody watched, to push polling numbers nobody believes.
Murphy had the gall to call this bill “popular,” even though Gallupshows support for an AWB dropping steadily, from 61% in 2019 to just 52% in 2024. Meanwhile, opposition keeps climbing, as NSSF’s Larry Keane noted in a brilliant op-ed.
Here’s the truth: Schiff’s Assault Weapons Ban isn’t about safety. It’s about control, headlines, and cash for gun control PACs. Schiff’s political theater may excite donors and D.C. interns, but in the real world, Americans aren’t buying it—and they’re not giving up their rights.
Nice try, Senator. Maybe next time, bring facts instead of fiction.
—————————————————————————————- I am so ashamed that this thing is one of my Senators!! Grumpy
