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Man Used Civil War Cannonball as a Paperweight for Years. Turns Out It Was Live.

  • A South Texas man contacted the Atascosa County Sheriff’s Office after a military friend visited his home and suspected that what the owner had always believed was a dummy Civil War artillery round might actually be live.
  • Deputies sent an explosive disposal team from Lackland Air Force Base to investigate and confirmed the military friend’s suspicion was correct.
  • The device turned out to be a live “Parrott round,” a type of artillery shell fired from the Parrott rifle, a muzzle-loading cannon widely used by Union forces during the Civil War, invented by West Point graduate Robert Parrott.
  • The round was safely transported to an explosive range at Camp Bullis in San Antonio, where it was properly disposed of by the disposal team.
  • No one was injured, and no charges are pending against the owner, who had simply never known what was sitting on his desk.
  • The Parrott rifle came in a range of sizes firing rounds from 10 to 300 pounds, and the size of this particular paperweight was not disclosed.
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Handgun Proficiency: Could You Have Out-Shot Wild Bill? by Richard A. Mann

Handgun Proficiency: Could You Have Out-Shot Wild Bill?

If you could go back and duel Wild Bill Hickock, are your handgun skills good enough that you would walk away alive?

Legend has it that Wild Bill Hickock was a “very good” pistol shot, but what does that mean, exactly? I don’t think we will ever know, but legend also tells us that during a gunfight with Davis Tutt in Springfield, Missouri, in 1865, Wild Bill shot Tutt through the heart at 75 yards with either a 0.36-caliber Navy Colt or a 0.44-caliber Colt’s Dragoon. The gun he used is not that important, but most anyone would agree hitting a target smaller than a soft ball at that distance with a cap and ball revolver would require some fine marksmanship. Of course, we have no idea what Wild Bill was aiming at (maybe he was aiming at Tutt’s head?).

We of course lack evidence—provenanced evidence—but we do have a story from the October 1937 issue of the American Mercury magazine. The following quote is from the article, “The Myth of the Two-Gun Man,” written by Charles B. Roth:

“The best Marksman of the Old West was a mild little soldier you have probably never met in your readings for the good reason he doesn’t appear there. He was too busy with his job to talk to newspaper correspondents. But the annals of Nebraska history write him large.

Major Frank North was his name, and he was commanding officer of the Pawnee Scouts, a body of Indian soldiers that served during the Indian campaigns. His brother, Luther North, was associated with him. Often I have queried Luther North about frontier marksmanship.”

“Did you ever see Wild Bill Hickock shoot?”

“Many times.”

“Was he pretty good?”

“Yes. But Frank [Frank North] was better. Even Bill said so.”

“Just how well could they shoot?”

“About as well as anyone, with the guns they had. They both could live up to the test of good marksmanship. Frank better than Bill. You put an envelope 10 paces away, and if you could keep all six shots in the envelope you were counted good. One of the shots had to be in the stamp, which was pasted on the back of the envelope in the center.”

“How big were the envelopes?”

“Five inches square. And the stamp an inch square.”

Handgun Proficiency Old Wests Shootists Challenge SAA
This Old West Challenge is still a great drill for precision practice with your strong hand only.

The article goes on to say that Luther never witnessed Frank fail to out-shoot Hickock, who always took the losses good-naturedly. But according to Luther, Wild Bill once said, “Frank, you can sure beat me when it comes to shootin’ at these little black dots, but I can beat you when it comes to hitting men.” The author goes on to theorize that it was nerve more than marksmanship that kept men like Hickock, Jesse James and Bat Masterson alive.

Measuring Handgun Marksmanship

The reason I share this article is that the practice of shooting a 5-inch square with a 1-inch hidden square on the middle of the backside of the target has evolved into what is known as the Old West’s Shootist’s Challenge. You place that target at 25 feet and shoot with your strong hand only with no time limit. The goal is to get all six shots inside the 5-inch square, and one must hit the 1-inch square—stamp—on the back side.

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The Old West Challenge is intended to be shot strong-hand only, the same way a lot of the shooting back in the day was done.

This is not a terribly difficult test, and it’s a drill I do on occasion to make me focus on accuracy more than speed. After all, you cannot miss fast enough to win a gunfight. I emailed the challenge to another Bill—Bill Wilson of Wilson Combat—and less than 30 minutes later he sent me back a photo of his target shot with one of his 4-inch 1911 compact pistols. All six shots were in the 5-inch square—envelope—and four hit the 1-inch square. Of course, Hickock never saw a Wilson Combat 1911, and Wilson is a fantastic pistol shot. A little humbled, I didn’t bother to send Wilson a photo of the target I shot with my Single Action Army revolver with all five shots in the square but only one in the stamp.

In another blast from the past, I have in my archives a photograph of a playing card shot in 1894 by William G. Baldwin, who was the founder of the Baldwin Felts Detective Agency. It shows 10 hits from 52 feet—17.3 yards—with a S&W revolver, and the note says, “When I was a shootist.”

Handgun Proficiency Old Wests Shootists Challenge
The playing card challenge at 17 yards—shooting both hands—is a great precision practice drill. Shooting with the strong hand only, it’s a supreme test of marksmanship.

Baldwin survived multiple gunfights during his career, put numerous bad guys in the ground, and died of old age in 1936. However, we have no way of knowing the conditions in which he fired those 10 shots. At that time, shooting with the strong hand only was common practice, but did Baldwin use one hand or two?

Either way, it was good shooting; try it.

We will never know the factual truth regarding the marksmanship abilities of those legendary gunfighters, but maybe the most poignant evidence of their skill is that they survived the gunfights they were in. Well, mostly. Wild Bill was playing poker in Deadwood on August 2, 1876, when Jack McCall shot him in the back of the head with a Colt Single Action Army chambered in .45 Long Colt. I suppose McCall lacked the courage, or, just as likely, he had enough sense not to face Wild Bill and try to kill him. Regardless, situational awareness might be as much if not more important than marksmanship skill. I imagine if we could dig him up from his South Dakota grave and ask him, Wild Bill would probably agree.

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Try not to laugh Idiots with guns edition

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Darwin Awards anybody?

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Report on man killed by Glacier National Park grizzly contains disturbing new details

FILE: A grizzly bear in Glacier National Park, Mont.

FILE: A grizzly bear in Glacier National Park, Mont

A surprise night time encounter with a grizzly bear led to the death of Anthony Pollio in Glacier National Park this spring, according to a new report containing previously undisclosed details of the attack

Compiled by the Interagency Grizzly Bear Committee, the board of review report describes how evidence at the scene helped investigators reconstruct what led to the incident on May 3. “The attack was likely brief and intense and not prolonged,” * the report reads.

*(No shit !)
With Lake McDonald 4,300 feet below, trees burned by the 2017 Sprague Fire stand along the steep Mount Brown Lookout Trail in Glacier National Park, Mont., on Sept. 17, 2019.

With Lake McDonald 4,300 feet below, trees burned by the 2017 Sprague Fire stand along the steep Mount Brown Lookout Trail in Glacier National Park, Mont., on Sept. 17, 2019.

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Members of the review board included bear experts from state and federal wildlife agencies, as well as Glacier National Park’s carnivore biologist and chief ranger.* A report is required after any human fatality caused by a grizzly bear.

*(You do have to know that this “report” had to cost us Taxpayers a shit load of money!!)

Pollio, a 33-year-old man from Florida, was hiking the Mount Brown Lookout trail, one of the steepest in the park, alone. According to messages with friends and family sent before the attack, he planned to hike to the lookout and watch the sunset.

(Insert Florida man joke here!)

Investigators believe he was descending the trail, known for its jigsaw of standing and dead trees, in the dark around 9:30 p.m. “Darkness and dead fall on the trail would have prevented the bear and Mr. Pollio from seeing each other until they were very close,” the report reads.

A view of the attack site in Glacier National Park, Mont., from below the trail looking upslope.

A view of the attack site in Glacier National Park, Mont., from below the trail looking upslope.

Interagency Grizzly Bear Committee

It’s unknown if Pollio was making noise* or if he was using his cellphone as a flashlight when the bear, a male grizzly thought to be at least 15 years old, charged.

*(Yeah, I guess that his screaming does not count!)

The report confirmed that Pollio was able to deploy a full can of bear spray.* However, it’s unknown if the spray made contact with the bear. The bear killed Pollio via injuries to his head after a short pursuit. Search and rescue teams found the bear spray in the bushes just off the trail before finding Pollio’s remains.

(I am convinced that some bears like the spray just like my son Willie loves extreme hot sauces on his chow!)

DNA from bear hair and bear scat* collected at the scene matched a grizzly bear with no previous history of human conflict, aggression or capture, described as a “life-long resident of the park.” Investigators found no evidence of predation or caching at the scene, and no bears were found in the area during the search or investigation process.

(A word known as shit or what was left of Poor Pollio’s recycled remains by the rest of us!)

Glacier National Park did not immediately respond to questions regarding whether any management action * was taken, or will be taken, against the bear.

*(Shooting the bear!)

FILE: A road sign warning of dangerous grizzly bears alongside the highway near Glacier National Park, Mont.

FILE: A road sign warning of dangerous grizzly bears alongside the highway near Glacier National Park, Mont.

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Bear experts made numerous recommendations for future hikers to avoid similar surprise encounters with bears. That includes making noise by talking, clapping or singing, which is “critical when visibility and hearing are limited.” Traveling in a group is always recommended*, as “groups of people are usually noisier and less likely to surprise bears.”

*(That way more large caliber guns can then be carried!)

Experts also suggest not traveling when bears are most active at night, dawn or dusk.

(No scat Kemosabe ! Now I don’t know if a gun would of helped. But I do know that wandering  around alone in the woods is just asking for it! Grumpy)

Now I am sorry if this upsets the family or friends of the dead. But being a weak person, I just could not pass up the poor writing of this incident ! Or the frankly really dumb actions of poor old Pollio in the field! Mea Culpa, Grumpy

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We have a new record at Yellowstone National Park!!!

A Grandfather* was tossed 8 FEET into the Air by a Bison! Film at 11 !!!

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  • You would think that somebody who has lived that long to become a Grandfather. Would be old enough to know better!
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Another Darwin is laughing his butt off

18-year-old Marcus Williams was electrocuted while allegedly attempting to break into an ATM using a metal pry bar. According to reports, surveillance video showed Williams approaching the ATM late at night and trying to force it open. During the attempt, the metal bar reportedly contacted internal electrical components, causing a fatal electric shock.
His family later filed a $500,000 lawsuit against the bank, claiming it was responsible for his death. The court rejected the lawsuit, ruling that Williams’ death resulted from his own criminal actions and that the bank was not liable. The judge dismissed the case and ordered the family to reimburse the bank for the cost of repairing the damaged ATM.
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Reason # 345278690118366 on why I hate Camping!

As you can guess by now that I don’t like pretending to be homeless. Seeing that I have worked my ass off so that I can live in a fairly nice house in a good neighborhood. With the Worlds Greatest Wife of whom we share the same idea about this subject. Praise the Lord!!!!

That and about a 100 pounds ago.

The other major reason for my hatred of camping Was the US Army habit of taking my ass out to some pretty nasty A.O. to “Train” for an extended period. (Hint -After the 2nd or 3rd week it kinda gets old REALLY FAST)

So as you have figured out by now. I heartily agree with Modern Man and our Hebrew Friends & Neighbors on this subject. Grumpy