Have you ever unexpectedly bumped into a long, lost friend? During this impromptu encounter, you end up spending more time reminiscing about the “good old days.” Before you know it, several hours have elapsed reliving both wonderful and heartbreaking moments, as only can happen with an old friend.
This happened to me recently. I was looking for a particular gun for an article, and the silly rascal was playing a game of hide-and-seek with me. Looking into the deep abyss of my safe, it was here where the chance meeting occurred.
“My” First Deer Rifle
Like most kids, the first deer I killed was with a borrowed rifle. I don’t remember whose it was, but it was a Remington 760 pump-action with “see-thru” mounts and a glossy Bushnell scope, one we later jokingly referred to as “the classic Amish Assault Rifle.”
The Remington 760 is very popular in the Pennsylvania woods. Back then, most deer hunters also hunted small game with pump-action shotguns. It only made sense to run the same action you were familiar with and believe me, those carrying Remington 760s knew how to run them as fast as any semi-auto rifle — which were illegal back then.
I kill a chunky “forky” (four point) with the borrowed 760. I was hooked! When you are young, time takes forever to pass from the current deer season to next year’s. This provides a young fella’ with lots of time to dream about the coming season and what gear he needs for next year. Naturally, I wanted my own deer rifle.
Guns
Being a proud “Boomer,” things were different back then. I received a Daisy 1894 BB gun for Christmas at age 5 and a .22 long rifle Harrington & Richardson bolt-action rifle for my 8th birthday. If this happened today, my parents would probably risk being charged with “Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.” Like I said, things were different back then — for the better! I never gave my parents reason not to give me a gun. By them doing so, they showed me trust, one I never betrayed. It, in turn, made me more responsible.
Ever since kindergarten, the first two weeks of summer vacation were spent on my grandparents’ dairy farm. I was blessed by having room to roam and exposure to my uncles who were both hunters. After the afternoon milking and supper, it was time to hunt groundhogs. I had three years of supervision hunting them before getting my own .22 rifle.
Being an experienced hunter, my grandparents and uncles had no qualms about my hunting whistle pigs by myself. Along the way, my uncles taught me how to set double spring traps, baiting them with sardines, to trap sweetcorn-raiding raccoons.
Remington 700
Picking a rifle was a no-brainer. The best hunters I knew were my uncles and they both carried Remington Model 700s. They must be the best if they carried them, right? Around this time, I started reading outdoor magazines and a common theme back then was the .30-06 being the best all-around cartridge there was.
Loaded correctly, you could take anything from ground hogs to grizzly using 100- to 110-grain bullets for vermin and up to 220-grain heavyweights for grizzly. Not that there was an abundance of grizzlies on the Pennsylvania farm, in my young mind it never hurt to have the potential to take one if necessary.
After getting my Remington 700 .30-06, I soon started handloading for it. And I did indeed use 110-grain Remington soft points for ground hogs and 180-grain Remington round-nosed Core Lokt bullets for bigger things — just no grizzlies.
The Man With One Gun
For years I carried the Remington .30-06 for everything. During summer, it was my 110-grain handloads for vermin and fall saw me carrying my 180 Core Lokts. All I had to do was adjust my Redfield 3-9X40 scope the required amount of clicks up or down for each load. I killed enough ground hogs to fill a pickup truck bed with that rifle, as well as several bucks.
I carried that rifle on the hunt when my uncle Jerry died in W.Va. and then killed my biggest buck the following year. Holding the rifle at arm’s length, I notice the dings, dents and scratches. I remember how upset I was when they happened. Now I’m glad they’re there, telling their tale of past hunts together.
The action of my Remington 700 is just as smooth as I remember. The trigger is sharp and crisp and the Redfield Scope still clear. After shooting imaginary deer on the wall, I wonder why I stopped hunting with the old friend?
Friends Galore!
Then I see all the lever guns, single shots, bolt guns representing just about every manufacturer in North America and am jarred back to reason. Curiosity, experimentation and the need to try something different are the culprits filling my gun room now.
Surely the man with one gun lives a simpler, quiet, if not boring life. But he sure is missing out on a lot of fun by doing so. And when I look at the gun that started it all, I am thankful for my Remington 700 .30-06. I think he’s deserving of a reward and need to take him on a hunt. After all, old friends are the best! And he’s responsible for all my other friends.
Italian Infantry Weapons of WWII




There is a commonly held but flawed presupposition opining that, somewhere out there, some people are innately good. That just has not been my experience. There are certainly fine folks of character wandering about. I strive to count myself among them.
However, underneath, I would assert that we all come from the factory broken. Absent a little divine grace, we’re all predictably dreadful. Should you be covetous of examples, I would put forth Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Epstein, Hillary Clinton, your typical two-year-old toddler, and whoever invented digital pop-up ads.
Human Nature
I’m not sure where you stand on the whole kinship to monkeys thing. I have my own opinions about how we all got here. However, anthropomorphizing human character traits onto the animal kingdom will not take you to a happy place.
The adorable kitten that seems so entertaining as it chases the spot from your laser sight around the room? That little monster is just trying to catch some defenseless creature so it can rip the very life out of it.
The puppy who so enjoys its new squeaky toy? That thing is, in its mind at least, killing a bunny rabbit with its teeth. We live in a pervasively broken world. The animal kingdom is dirty with examples.
The War
Chimpanzees are cute … from a distance. I cut my teeth on Saturday morning Tarzan movies. There was a time when I coveted such a pet myself. However, it turns out that chimps are actually bloodthirsty killers, just like the rest of us.
In the early 1970s, Mike, the alpha male leader of a pack of chimps in Tanzania, was reaching the end of his use-by date. As a result, this previously coherent pack of primates fractionated into two clans. The researchers who were studying them titled the two groups the Kasakela and the Kahama. I have no idea what those names mean.
The separation was not instantaneous. It took about eight months. Eventually, the Kahamas consisted of six grown males — Hugh, Charlie, Godi, De, Goliath and Sniff — along with three adult females and their associated offspring. The Kasakela retained eight adult males — Figan, Satan, Sherry, Evered, Rodolf, Jomeo, Mike and Humphrey — as well as a dozen females and their kids.
There was plenty of space. You might think that these two tribes of chimps, all descended from common progenitors, might just stake out some territory and live in harmony. Perhaps they’d host play dates for the little guys or engage in the occasional supper club among friends just to maintain the family ties. Nope, that’s not the way things went at all.
Over the next four years, the Kasakela clan engaged in an intentional and focused campaign of extermination against the Kahamas. Hugh and Charlie of the Kahamas also undertook deep penetration missions into Kasakela territory, sowing mayhem. They used all manner of improvised weapons in pursuit of their martial goals. Sharp stones were particularly in evidence.
Details
Chimpanzees are fiercely territorial. During the course of the Gombe War, male chimps on both sides aggressively patrolled the periphery of their communities, raiding as the opportunities arose. Then, on January 7, 1974, things got seriously kinetic.
Six adult Kasakela males, along with one female named Gigi, ambushed Godi while he was out feeding and beat him to death. Then, they fell upon De, wounding him so severely that he succumbed in short order. After that was Goliath. Hugh followed soon thereafter. They then attacked and killed Charlie, followed by a female named Madam Bee.
In each case, the Kasakela chimps operated like a cohesive unit, systematically isolating their enemies so they could attack on favorable terms. Eventually, Sniff was the only remaining Kahama male. However, roughly a year later, a Kasakela war party encountered him alone and killed him as well. Along the way, the Kasakela murdered one female, ran two off, and kidnapped three who were brought back to Kahama lands as war booty.
Once the Kahama tribe was liquidated, the Kasakela moved in and seized their territory. However, other neighboring chimp clans were stronger and more numerous. In short order, the Kasakela were pushed back into their original boundaries.
Jane Goodall, the legendary chimpanzee expert, was on hand to document these events. In her memoir “Through a Window: My Thirty Years with the Chimpanzees of Gombe,” she wrote, “For several years, I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge.
Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind — Satan, cupping his hand below Sniff’s chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi’s prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé’s thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes.”
Ruminations
I wish the Russians would leave the Ukrainians alone. I’d also be happier if their Arab neighbors could just stop firing rockets into Israel. It would be nice, while we’re dreaming, if we Americans got along a little better, too. Then, I wouldn’t have to sit on a pistol every time I zip into town to pick up a gallon of milk. However, that’s just not the world we live in.
I carry a gun because people are bad. It turns out that chimps are born sinful as well. So are lemurs, frogs, tigers, elephants and bacteria. We push back against that darkness as best we can, but it also behooves us to be prepared. That’s why the founders included the Second Amendment right there after the First.
After reading about the Gombe Chimpanzee War, a Polish poet named Katarzyna Zechenter wrote “The First Civil War in Gombe 1974–1978.” In it, she said, “Still, I don’t understand, were these chimps so human, or are we such animals?” Indeed.








