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THE GREASE GUN THE UGLY SMG THAT JUST WOULDN’T DIE WRITTEN BY WILL DABBS, MD

The M3A1 Grease Gun was the very image of simplicity. This made it cheap and reliable.

On 4 November 1979, Iranian revolutionaries seized the American embassy in Teheran, Iran, and took 52 Americans hostage. What followed was arguably the most humiliating period in American history. The nascent Islamic Republic, under the unhinged leadership of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, thumbed its nose at the most powerful nation on earth and got away with it.

With the benefit of hindsight, Jimmy Carter was a wonderful man but a pretty lousy president. Our response to this egregious affront was insufficiently robust in the early stages, and this served to embolden the lunatics. However, by 24 April 1980, we were finally ready to do something about it. Operation Eagle Claw launched into the Iranian desert in an effort to free American hostages.

The beating heart of Eagle Claw was Colonel Charlie Beckwith’s Delta Force. Patterned off of the British 22d Special Air Service, Delta was a specially selected, exquisitely trained counter-terrorist unit purpose-designed to do stuff like this. However, the learning curve for such things is steep. While the Delta shooters were certainly up to the task, the support structure required to execute such a complex operation on hostile shores lamentably was not.

There resulted burning aircraft, frenetic abort commands, and eight dead Americans. After a nighttime taxi accident at the desert staging base destroyed an RH-53D helicopter and an EC-130 Hercules transport, the troops boarded the surviving Air Force C-130s and fell back to their staging area on Masirah Island in Oman. They left behind five RH-53D helicopters and a great deal of chaos.

The Grease Gun was undeniably crude, but it shot plenty straight.

The political fallout ushered in the Reagan era and ultimately indirectly led to the end of the Cold War. It also sparked the ascendency of radical Islam and the Global War on Terror. The hostages were eventually released after 444 days in captivity. For the guys on the ground, however, none of that mattered. They were just trying to survive.

The original scheme of maneuver had 93 Delta operators and another 13 Special Forces soldiers drawn from Detachment A of the Berlin Brigade assaulting the facility where the hostages were held after an ingress in pre-positioned trucks. Egress was to be by helicopter. A dozen Army Rangers were brought along to secure the Desert One operating base. Another company of Rangers was tasked to seize the abandoned Manzariyeh Air Base to facilitate extraction via C130. AC130 gunships orbited above to provide on-call fire support. While complicated, it was a solid plan.

The Delta shooters were figuring this stuff out as they went along. The state of the art in small arms was not nearly so advanced then as is the case today, so these pioneering commandos made do with what was available. For many of the Delta operators at Desert One, that meant cheap pressed steel submachine guns developed nearly half a century earlier during World War II.

At the onset of WWII, the U.S. military fielded the M1928A1 Thompson submachine gun. Heavy, expensive, and unduly complicated, the Thompson was the only show in town. American industry tooled up to produce the Thompson and eventually built some 1.5 million copies. However, it was obvious that we could do better.

In 1941, the U.S. Army Ordnance Board launched a journey to find a simpler, cheaper, more effective replacement. Drawing inspiration from the German MP40 and British Sten, the new design was to be built from pressed steel and fire the standard .45ACP round. George Hyde designed the gun while in the employ of the General Motors Inland Division. The resulting T20 eventually morphed into the M3.

The first combat deployment of the M3 Grease Gun during WWII was the D-Day invasion.

The M3 was designed from the outset to be able to be converted to fire 9mm Parabellum via a simple drop-in kit. Allied planners envisioned dropping these compact weapons to resistance forces behind the Axis lines and wanted the guns to be capable of firing captured ammo. The end result was ugly as homemade sin but undeniably effective. The derogatory epithet Grease Gun spawned from the esoteric similarity between George Hyde’s utilitarian gun and the familiar mechanic’s tool.

The M3 weighed 8.15 pounds and fed from a 30-round double-column, single-feed magazine. The buttstock was formed from heavy wire. The gun’s receiver was pressed in two halves and then welded together. The bolt was somewhat undersized and ran on a pair of rods inside the receiver chassis. These loose dimensions made the gun notoriously resistant to fouling. The combat debut of the new SMG was the D-Day invasion in Europe.

The original M3 included an unnecessarily complicated ratchet mechanism to charge the gun. The improved M3A1 debuted in December 1944 and dispensed with this component in favor of a simple divot in the bolt to accept a standard human finger. The pivoting sheet steel dust cover was the gun’s sole mechanical safety. Close the cover, and the gun was safe. Open it, and the gun was hot.

The Grease Gun was bulky, heavy and awkward. However, it shot straight enough and was legendarily reliable. The Delta guys in Iran often outfitted theirs with tactical lights and sound suppressors. They had their parachute riggers sew magazine pouches inside their field jackets to pack extra ammo before dying the whole thing black.

The lessons learned on this ill-fated mission ultimately shaped Delta into the premier counter-terrorist unit on the planet. Their subsequent exploits have been nothing short of amazing. However, had things gone ever so differently that horrible night in the Iranian desert, Operation Eagle Claw might have changed the entire course of Western civilization. Sometimes little things can be big things.

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Apocalypse? IRS says you still need to pay taxes – explainer By AARON REICH

Apocalypse? IRS says you still need to pay taxes – explainer
 An artistic illustration of a city on fire amid an apocalyptic scenario. But even during doomsday, you'll still need to pay your taxes. (photo credit: PIXABAY)
An artistic illustration of a city on fire amid an apocalyptic scenario. But even during doomsday, you’ll still need to pay your taxes. (photo credit: PIXABAY)

Let’s say it’s the end of the world. It doesn’t matter how.

Maybe the Russia-Ukraine War finally went nuclear and the Earth has turned into a radioactive wasteland. Maybe climate change has caused a series of weather disasters that has ended society as we know it. Maybe both happened – the Doomsday Clock certainly indicated both are possible. Or maybe it’s the Christian rapture or the arrival of the Jewish Messiah.

But what matters is that if you thought the apocalypse would exempt you from paying taxes, the US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has some bad news for you. Because not even the literal end of the world will stop them from taking your taxes.

Wait, the IRS will tax you after the apocalypse?

Yes, it’s true. The IRS has an apocalypse plan, and they will make sure everyone – assuming they are a US citizen who doesn’t make use of the normal ways of legally avoiding paying taxes – pays in the end.

So does that mean the plot of the next Fallout game will be about an IRS agent in a nuclear wasteland US collecting taxes from everyone left? Maybe (Bethesda, let’s talk).

 A sign for the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) building is seen in Washington, U.S. September 28, 2020.  (credit: REUTERS/ERIN SCOTT)A sign for the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) building is seen in Washington, U.S. September 28, 2020. (credit: REUTERS/ERIN SCOTT)

So with US tax season around the corner, let’s talk about how the IRS will keep taxing come doomsday.

Called the Continuity/Cooperations Plan, this was first published in 1980s but has been continuously updated.

This enormous document describes a plan for how, in case of an apocalyptic scenario, the IRS can resume tax collection in just 12 hours.

Yes, it will be that quick.

The plan focuses on three tiers of continuity.

  • MEFs (mission essential function, meaning a type of job at the IRS deemed essential) and ESAs (essential supporting activity, which need to happen to support MEFs)
  • BPPs (business process priority, which are considered important but not essential)
  • DPBs (deferred business priority)

Sound confusing? It should, and it’s only the start of the many acronyms in this document.

MEFs are IRS jobs that are essential and must be up and running within 12 hours of an apocalypse, which includes dealing with tax returns, tax remittances and tax refunds.

ESAs refer to the support network needed for the MEFs, like IT service, physical security, payroll and human resources.

BPPs include functions like taxpayer assistance and compliance activities.

DPBs are things that may be important but aren’t necessarily supporting an MEF or don’t have deadlines, but are rather discretionary. In other words, these might not be up and running for a while.

But who’s going to be in charge?

The current person in charge of the IRS is the acting commissioner, Doug O’Donnell at the time of writing. But will he still be at the helm come doomsday?

This will be a number of local community representatives (LCRs), as part of the continuity community, which will also include with members of the emergency response team.

The LCR will be aided by the senior management team, which will help provide the LCR with logistical, managerial and administrative guidance.

The senior management team itself is something continuously updated with each member’s name, position and full contact information listed in the COOP roster for IRS members.

There will be a bunch of different teams available to be in charge of general leadership, which in turn serve as part of the line of succession should the previous teams be compromised, possibly by whatever apocalyptic disaster has unfolded.

Likewise, there will also be several different relocation facilities, where the leadership team can be located depending on the day.

Now that’s fine and all but what about the actual taxes?

Back in the 1980s, there was a proposed general sales tax that would act as a stand-by tax program to encourage savings and help rebuild the US capital stock.

All of this would be made possible by the established network described in the long document to make sure IRS agents have the support and tools needed to keep collecting taxes.

But what about actual money? 

The IRS has actually made plans for this too. As documented in Garret M Graff’s book Raven Rock: The Story of the US Government’s Secret Plan to Save Itself – While the Rest of Us Die, the Federal Reserve has around $2 billion stored away at a bunker in Mount Pony, Virginia. This is supposed to last 18 months to keep the economy going, as after 18 months they should have mints printing hard currency again.

Supposedly much of this $2 billion is in the form of $2 bills.

So does this IRS apocalypse plan cover everything?

Surprisingly, no.

As noted by Arizona State University’s Prof. Adam Chodorow, there is an apocalyptic scenario that can pose considerable problems when it comes to taxes.

This refers, naturally, to a zombie apocalypse.

Now, logistically, the IRS’s plan for collecting taxes after the apocalypse would still apply here. The problem is with the very nature of a zombie apocalypse, in that it isn’t clear if zombies would need to be taxed or not.

Chodorow’s 2017 paper noted, there is “a glaring gap in the academic literature” regarding how “estate and income tax laws apply to the undead.”

And of course, this wouldn’t just refer to zombies. It could also apply to ghosts or vampires or any other form of the undead. Would it apply to clones? Unclear.

But should we really be taking the idea of a zombie apocalypse seriously?

Yes.

While the IRS may not have plans in place for a zombie apocalypse, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) does, with its guidance having been released in 2016. Not only that, but the US military also has contingency plans for a zombie apocalypse.

So if the CDC and military can plan for it, why can’t the IRS?

This raises an interesting question of whether zombies would be counted as people. Besides, if a zombie apocalypse did happen, what if people tried to become a zombie intentionally to avoid paying taxes? Though that would also probably depend on the kind of zombification we’re dealing with.

But do you know what else the IRS contingency plan wasn’t prepared for? COVID.

 COVID-19 (illustrative) (credit: TORANGE)COVID-19 (illustrative) (credit: TORANGE)

Indeed, throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, the IRS had a major backlog of tax returns and a high inventory of unprocessed returns.

As noted by the Government Accountability Office (GAO), the IRS had a backlog of around 10.5 million paper returns and returns stopped for errors at the end of 2021.

This is part of some ongoing issues the IRS had as well as with how just unprepared the US bureaucratic infrastructure was for the COVID pandemic.

And if plans recently pushed by Republicans in Congress ever come to fruition, the IRS itself may face its own personal apocalypse, defunded and eventually abolished as the GOP restructures the US tax system.

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