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Sorry about the poor Visuals but I still like it! As it reminds me of what the Boss would do if I wasn’t home. Grumpy
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The Best Way To Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby
“Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said.
“No,” said the minister. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”
“You’re both wrong,” the guru said. “The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor.”
The repairman could contain himself no longer. “Hey, fellas, ” he interrupted. “The best prayin’ I ever did was when I was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.”
You might be deploying to a shithole………………..from Rico
This absolutely nails it, this is exactly what it’s like when a military member is being prepared for deployment to a shithole.
– I, and many-many others have gone through this drill before…
Of course, all the Millennial snowflakes that were “badly hurt” by Trump’s use of the term “S…Hole, and especially others like Sen Durbin, Sen Cory Booker, Representative Maxine Waters, and most of the actors and actresses in Tinseltown, should give a moment to think about the many service women and men who are deployed daily to the many Shit Holes in the world that few of them would like to go to or associate with….1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.6. If the “ Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evacuated” from theater for unknown diseases–You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars– You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
FRIDAY, 19 JANUARY 2018
Hoo Ya! Dress warm………………..from Rico
Damn that Global Warming, and damn Al Gore’s eyes for inventing it!
Hoo Ya!* It’s even cold here!
Dress warm!
*See how long it takes you to spot the ‘HOO YA’
Genius move, FED………………..from Rico
The PhD* economists over at the Mariner Eccles building aka the Federal Reserve** have really made a genius move in raising interest rates.
– Look at how the Dollar Index has responded.
I expect more of the same from them, more interest rate hikes.
– This will continue to crush the Dollar.
*You all know what BS is, MS is more of the same, and PhD is piled high and deeper.
**The FEDERAL RESERVE is no more ‘Federal’ than Federal Express is, it is a privately-held, for-profit, bank; and there are no reserves.
Vampir Soros………………..from Rico
At least Hungary “gets it” even if the DNC and the EU BureauRats in Belgium do not.
Fake News from the recent past……………….from Rico
Fake news has been with us for a very long while, yet today’s “progressives” claim to be shocked at the suggestion.
– The MSM knows better, having been fakes & frauds for a very long time, but is trying to pretend their hand was never in the proverbial cookie jar.
Youngsters probably won’t relate well to what I have to say about that Commie poster-boy of Fake News Walter Cronkite aka the most trusted man in America, so I’ll use an example from a more recent event.
– The MSM circled the wagons to protect Billy BJ when he was using one of his staff for his personal cigar humidor…among other things [think: the blue dress].
Then, as now, the MSM presstitutes provide cover for their fellow Lefties, and willingly remain silent until stories of malfeasance become too large to completely ignore.
Right Angle: Looking Good!
The Right Angle team takes a look at Trump’s first year in office. The verdict: things are looking pretty good.
THURSDAY, 18 JANUARY 2018
Big-Breasted Courtney Knox Topless Fashion Pictorial (PHOTOS)
Normally these high-fashion models have small- to medium-sized tits, but this chick’s got huge melons, man!
Here, “Big and Busty Courtney Knox Topless Photo Shoot (PHOTOS).”
These are all-natural topless jugs, so you can really appreciate them too.
Here, “Big and Busty Courtney Knox Topless Photo Shoot (PHOTOS).”
These are all-natural topless jugs, so you can really appreciate them too.
Ban Liberals……………….from Rico
Liberal “logic” says that if (Muslim) terrorists use cars to kill people, that cars should be banned from big cities, not (Muslim) terrorists.
– Huh? WTF?
In other related news, (Muslim) immigrants/refugees account for 73% of domestic terrorism convictions.
How about we ‘ban’ Liberals, as they clearly have a mental deficiency.
– Then we can ‘ban’ (Muslim) terrorists, and KEEP our cars
Think of this as a divorce……………….from Rico
How many remember the big talk from the Libturds after the 2016 election about CALEXIT?
– They doubled-down on the Hollyweirdos ‘threat’ to leave for Canada, by threatening to leave the union of 50 states.
Blowhards that they are, they confuse ‘talking’ with ‘doing’ and the Lefty morons are still right where they are.
– Sitting on their asses, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
The New California movement has had quite enough of their shit, and is seeking to divorce the Left-coast counties from the rest of the state. [read: kick them out]
– Not coincidentally do we now find that 11 counties have more voters registered than they have eligible voters, one of them with 144%.
Look again at the 2016 election map by county, most closely at California, then mumble to yourself “Democrat voter fraud” while noting the 11 counties that voted for Hillary, and now are subject to a ‘divorce’ action by the rest of the state that did not.
– New California might just resolve 100% of the Democrat voter fraud there in addition to getting rid of all their ‘sanctuary cities’…a win-win for the US of A.
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