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Shooting USA: The 1911 Collector
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Being a test dummy ain’t easy. Just ask Tank
While accepting an invite from Andy Larsson, owner of Skinner Sights, to go on a spring bear hunt, I had no idea what to expect. Funny things have a way of developing whenever venturing out of your comfort zone. With truth being stranger than fiction, or should I say, funnier than fact, we had a ball. We would be hunting in Andy’s home state of Montana.
Admittedly, I was nervous about trapsing through Montana’s rugged back country. To prepare, I was walking 3 miles, five to six times a week, and felt pretty good about things, even with two titanium/polymer knees. It was going to be a “spot and stalk” style hunt in some of the most beautiful mountains Montana had to offer.
Andy later called it a “laugh and gaffe” hunt. I had Andy laughing so hard recalling my antics he aspirated a noodle while slurping chicken soup during a midday break. He finally managed to pass it, as it slithered through his sinus passage and out his left nostril. Those are anyone’s risks when hunting with me.
Being from Maryland, I was walking on relatively flat ground, something Montana is relatively void of. It’s either up, or up some more. In a nutshell, it kicked my butt. But it’s good getting your butt kicked every now and then. It’s humbling, making you face the facts. I know I’m no longer 25 … 35, or even 55, anymore.
While technically the bike had a seat, it sure didn’t feel like it. Andy is probably
up ahead of me laughing because he never explained how the GoPro system worked.
After falling three times in the snow, Tank cautiously looks at the fourth snow drift on the trail.
GoPro Assist Bikes
Andy had an idea to help us negotiate the mountains. He brought along a couple of GoPro motor assist bikes to assist us in gobbling up miles of logging roads. He briefly explained how the gears and motor assist worked on the bikes.
I thought I understood — on the first steep incline, he pulled away as I was pumping the pedals for all I was worth. After 10 minutes, Andy was gone. “Where’d he go? Where’d my seat go?” This is going to be a long week. Turns out I had my gears and motor assist set backwards. Motor assist was on 1 and the gears were on 5. I should have had motor assist on 4 or 5, with the gears on 1 or 2. After things were figured out, it was much better … until we hit the snow drifts.
I figured I’d just cruise right through the snow. Andy did. Wrong! Hitting the snow, I went into a violent fishtail, front wheel death wobble. My mind was yelling, “eject, eject…” and suddenly I was making snow angels. The snow felt good as my steaming body got a much needed cool down. Laughing, Andy’s panicked face lightens up. After my first snow crash, I managed to wreck only three more times. The bike and I managed to survive.
Here’s one we passed up to let him grow a bit.
Signs like these abound where we were hunting.
Here I’m making a stalk on a bear about 200 yards up the trail. Needless to say, he skedaddled on me.
Law Of Larsson
One of the first bears we saw was a huge boar with a beautiful shimmery black coat. He ran across the road as we made a turn around the bend. Andy stopped the truck and I bailed out after the bruin, following him down a steep embankment. Seeing a beautiful, rolling creek below, the bear disappeared. Coming back up the bank, Andy reached over to give me a hand up.
Straining, he started teetering, and I feel myself slightly edging back. Fighting both weight (mine) and the laws of physics, Andy was in the tug-o-war of his life. Taking one for the team, I released my grip and summersaulted backward down the embankment. “Taannnkkk! Are you okay?” are the only fading words I hear as I toboggined down the embankment. That statement would become the battle cry of the hunt …
A close-up of the Simply Rugged Pancake packing the Ruger Bisley .480.
The gun looked like new after being taken through its paces.
There’s More
In all, we saw seven or eight bears, passing on two smaller ones. We made a nice stalk, but I couldn’t get a shot because of a deadfall in the way. During the hunt, I carried Andy’s Ruger Bisley .480 in a Simply Rugged pancake holster. The gun never left the holster from my shenanigans and nary a mark was left on it after my “field test.” Rob Leahy’s holsters are indeed sourdough tough, better yet, they’re Tank Tested Tough, and I’m rough on gear, whether I want to or not.
Elevation does funny things to the weather.
Sleep?
Towards the end of the week, after a hot meal and shower, I made it to bed. I was beat up, sore, and my back was tight. When rolling over, I must have let out a death moan because Andy shouted, “Tank, are you okay?” Either Andy thought I was having a heart attack or was having a nightmare? Either way it made me laugh myself to sleep before another day of being a simply rugged test dummy.
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This 1917 will never be changed.
I’ve got guns with warts on them. Nicks, a bit of rust, plating flaking off, signs of bad gunsmithing in the past or just plain honest wear — warts-all. And the funny thing is I won’t change a thing on any of them, ever. Let me explain.
My brother, Ren, died unexpectedly a few years ago. We grew up around guns and hunted and shot together. He was five years younger than me, but we were always close. I was the real gun-guy and I think Ren, while owning a modest collection of often eclectic bent, mostly enjoyed them because he knew how much I did.
He’d often call me excitedly about some weird or unusual find he had located, “It’s this strange thing, I think .32 caliber, but it might be 9mm, but the old lady said her husband died and he got it in the war, and she wanted to get rid of it so I bought it for $150. It’s got some kind of funny writing on it, maybe Russian? You think I did good?” And he usually didn’t do good. But he never lost his enthusiasm and I think he hoped one day I’d say, “My god Ren, do you realize what you’ve found!?” One day he came close.
After the excited call, he came over and plopped a bag on the table. “Found this and I’ll bet you’ll like it,” he said smiling. In the brown paper bag was a “bag-o-gun” as I call them. A 1917 S&W completely apart, down to every screw and pin. “Well, cool, huh?” he said. And at the time a 1917 was hard to get and it was cool, and I told him so. It was pretty rusty, but seemed all there. “Can you put it together,” he asked excitedly?
“Better yet,” I said, “I’ll help you to put it together.” An hour or two later we had a functioning 1917 and he was proud as anything knowing I liked the gun. “You know, it’s for you,” he said, holding it out. I smiled and closed my hand on his while he held it, “No, it’s for you, because I helped you put it together. One day I’ll show you how to refinish it and we’ll make it like new. Then it’ll be our gun.” He smiled at me and I knew he liked the idea. But we never got around to it as such things all too often go, and after he died I found the 1917 among some other guns he had. The gun lives in my safe now and I think you understand why it won’t ever be restored. It still has his hands on it.
I have others. The old Colt Single Action .44-40 is a genuine “stashed under the cabin floor” gun, found in an old cabin in Arizona. Grips don’t get that worn by sitting in a drawer somewhere and I only wish it could talk. I’ll bet you do too.
Genuine “Cabin” find Colt.
Suzi’s family 1911.
If you look closely at the old blued 1911 you’ll see where someone had taken a belt sander to the top-strap sometime in its past life. The reason the gun is special is because it belonged to Suzi’s grandfather who carried it on Navy ships during WWII, then was passed on to her step-father, who carried it in Vietnam on gunboats. At one time in its life, some armorer probably ground off some rust and got the gun going again. It stays the way it is.
The other 1911 was carried by an old gentleman during WWII in the South Pacific, and saw serious action in the island-hopping campaign. “Roy, it saved my life on more than one occasion and I have to tell you, that old .45 hardball round would punch right through a Japanese helmet. I know because I did it.” I got the original holster and two 20-round boxes of military ammo dated 1944 with it when he died. I’ll never change it.
A fighting gun from WWII.
The old nickel S&W .38 break-top is a family gun of ours. My dad bought it for $10 when I was about eight, and it was a thing of mystery and beauty the entire time I was growing up. I could “look at the gun” anytime I wanted to, I just had to ask. No end of bank-robbers and bad guys met their fate in my imagination, while I held that gun carefully on my lap.
I think it fostered my desire to be a cop later on. I can still feel the snappy recoil of those .38 S&W rounds in my eight-year old hands and I can’t pick the gun up today without doing some time traveling. It has my own eight-year old hands on it still, and it’s a eerie feeling to have my now 55-year old hands meet them. I almost feel like I’m shaking hands with that gun-crazy little boy all those years ago. I only wish I could have whispered back over the decades to him in a dream to assure him his passion would turn into a lifetime of enjoyment, opportunity and adventure.
The gun that made Roy become a cop.
Too many people have talked to these old guns, too many friends who are now gone have shot them with me, or simply enjoyed looking at them with me over a glass of good wine to change the patina now. It would be like taking the bark off an old oak tree — and that’s equally unthinkable for me now that I live with those fine, old, wise trees on our land.
Funny how it just depends on how you look at things. Sometimes, warts can be a good thing.
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The new Smith & Wesson 350 Legend!
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