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A NSFW Birthday Gift to myself!
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I want one!
In caliber 223 Remington of course. But I would not be terribly upset with it in 257 Roberts either! Grumpy
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Today is My Birthday! I hit 63
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, ” I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.
The bartender says, ” Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. “
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ” I would like to buy you a drink, too. “
The old woman says, ” Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water. “
” Coming up, ” says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ” I would like to buy you one, too. “
The old woman says, ” Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water. “
” Coming right up, ” the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, ” Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? “
The old woman replies, ” Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue. “
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’
‘OLD’ IS WHEN..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN. ..
‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are not sure these are jokes
Stridsvagn 74 (strv 74) was a Swedish tank in use with the Swedish Army from 1958 to 1984. It was a modification of the older Stridsvagn m/42, which was phased out of service in the early 1950s.
Its high silhouette and narrow hull along with the recoil of the gun made it rock when firing the gun at 3 and 9 o´clock and it was sometimes referred as “Sanslös” (Swedish for “Senseless”) by its crew.
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