You’ve arrived at the campsite with your friends and some cold beer in the cooler, only to realize you left the bottle opener at home. Lucky for you, that’s no problem — you’re a master of improvisation.
You’ve arrived at the campsite with your friends and some cold beer in the cooler, only to realize you left the bottle opener at home. Lucky for you, that’s no problem — you’re a master of improvisation.




































This is another meme that has a grain of truth in it. But just remember this. Your Students have an incredibly acute sense of smell for Bullshit too. They can smell it from a mile away.
When asked why I had become a Teacher. I just told my students that it was the only job that I could get that had benefits. They will respect you a lot more for your honesty.









As a Teacher you will see some mighty strange behavior as you try and civilise your latest batch of Thugs / Barbarians.
Just try and keep your sense of humor going and not drink too much during the Christmas / Winter Break. By the way most Civilians will not believe your war stories. Just saying.
Grumpy











I made sure that all my students thought I was insane. It can be really helpful at times to just start laughing in a sinister way. Think Renfield from the Monster movies.
It also a good thing to have your Administrators think so too! Because of the ADA Act. As it makes it harder to fire you. They might even leave you alone a little more.


