A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.
“One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqi “.
The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men
over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out “One Texas soldier is better
than one hundred Iraqi “.
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.
The Texas soldier’s voice calls out again “One Texas soldier
is better than one thousand Iraqi “.
The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.
Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought…. Then silence. Eventually one badly
wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over
the dune and with his dying words tells his commander…
Don’t send any more men sir…… its a trap. There’s two of them”.
4 replies on “One Texas soldier”
They probably both went to TAMU and their Sargent told them you boys sit right here a bunch of TU exchange students are coming to steal those two goats you got tied up behind the tent.
Ah Aggie Jokes, one never gets tired of them!
Thanks
Grumpy
Without air support, massive artillery, drones American troops are pansy asses
Well SIR,
I have to beg to REALLY differ on this one. DELETED 500 WORD OF AN EXTREMELY OBSCENE RANT.
For Examples -Seeing as that the Japs had a real hard time digging us out at Bataan. (I believe that we held out almost twice as long. Then those poor Bastards did at Singapore at the same time.)
Also the Germans had a bad time at The Bulge even when it was overcast. Especially when Patton had to change plans.
Then the Chinese lost a lot of folks at Frozen Chosen. When they pissed off Chesty Puller.
Also the Cubans had a VERY bad time at Grenada. (Our Air Support was FUBAR for a few days)
That and more recently a certain EX President of a Latin American Country might disagree about this. When some of our REAL HARD NOSE TYPES woke him & the Mrs. up.
In closing SIR, I MOST HIGHLY suggest that you DON”T say something like this near any US ARMY, Marine, VFW, American Legion Post etc etc.. As we Pansies might take umbrage at it.
Grumpy
Formerly of the 18th United States Cavalry Regiment