Category: Well I thought it was funny!

One of the Funniest Guys that I have ever seen in Print is a man named P.J. O’Rourke. He has to be one of the funniest conservative writers that has come around in a long time.
(If you get a chance & want to know why Washington DC is so FUBAR*. Read his book “Parliament of Whores” . It is both Funny, Sad and very Wise. Amazon has it)
Now this is one of the Most UN Politically Incorrect Stories that I have ever read in my life. (Which is saying a lot!) It was also written a very long time ago in National Lampoon. Back when the term “Freedom of Speech” actually meant something.
For quite a while it was extremely hard to find. But somehow a copy showed up on the internet. Now I offer this up for entertainment purposes only. Also to show how far we have strayed from our Freedoms.
I ACTUALLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP MYSELF.
But I do think that it is funny! If it offends anyone out there. My Heart felt Apologies are extended to them. To everyone else I hope that it will give you a few chuckles!
*Fucked Up Beyond Belief & Repair
Grumpy
 

“Hi my name is Grumpy & I am a gun addict. Hi Grumpy! “I also have not thought about a gun now for almost 20 seconds! Way to go Grumpy! Get the man a coin!”

(Sorry AA!)
So there you are running around minding your own business. Then it happens! All of a sudden you are in a Gun shop.

(Yeah, My Wonderful Wife doesn’t buy it either!)

  Anyways this is my story, so here goes!

  So you decide to look around the local gun emporium. Mind you, you are not really in the market for another gun.

(I believe that one as much as I think Jimmy Hoffa* is going to show up soon)

  I mean the kid needs to eat, The wife needs to see the dentist. etc etc. The usual noise of being an adult here in the greatest country in the Universe.

  But then you hear that little voice, “Hey you! Oh no! Not you, you say!

  Anyways, you see an interesting gun. Whom that Evil Gun Shop Owner knows that you want so bad. Who has also laid out that clever financial trap of pricing it just within reach of your gun allowance.

(Not this guy! I am just using the picture. So sorry about that!)

  Now I admit that I have a problem. I have too many guns & I need more of them. As my Best Principal once told me.

                             (I wish I had this many!)

  But it could be worse. Guys, remember that those Hounds of our youth. Those so called men. Who having seen any kind of woman. All they can think of is bedding her, Until the next one?

  Or the drug addict. Who lives just for the next fix? or other folks like them. Etc etc.

  Well one of my many failings is gun collecting. But at least I can rationalize it by saying its an investment.

  Actually I have not lost too much cash from my trading & selling of guns over the years. To tell the God’s honest truth.

I always have thought that this was some brilliant advertising!