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Private Buyers at Dallas Gun Buyback Find Great Deals on Firearms by Dean Weingarten

Private Buyers at Dallas Gun Buyback Find Great Deals on Firearms
Private Buyers at Dallas Gun Buyback Find Great Deals on Firearms

Pictured below are a dozen of the firearms purchased by private buyers at the Dallas event on October 21, 2023.

Private buyers at the Dallas gun turn-in event, also known by the Orwellian term “buyback,” were able to purchase numerous firearms at bargain prices. The gift cards ran out in the first hour, and the first ten vehicles in line. Before then, prices tended to be a bit higher than the value of gift cards offered. After the cards ran out, prices tended to drop.

There were about a dozen private buyers at the event. Some purchased items other than guns. One person purchased an 870 shotgun barrel. Another hauled off several hundred rounds of ammunition for very little or nothing.  It appeared to this correspondent the private purchasers all purchased more than one firearm. One purchased at least a dozen firearms.

Colt SP-1 (AR-15)
Colt SP-1 (AR-15)

Another great deal was this S&W classic and minty-looking model 36. Handguns predominated, as only $100 worth of gift cards were offered for handguns.

S&W Model 36
S&W Model 36

Below is a WWII-era Enfield revolver in .38/200 (same case as .38 S&W) not .38 Special. The three other pistols were ignored. The Enfield was purchased for $60, because the owner said it was jammed and could not be unloaded. As this correspondent is familiar with the type, he was able to unload it for the purchaser. It was very stiff with over-applications of oil without cleaning.

WWII-era Enfield revolver in .38/200
WWII-era Enfield revolver in .38/200

This private buyer was happy with his Browning-designed pump shotgun. The Model 520 Stevens was also made as the Ranger Model 30 for Sears, the Western Field Model 30 for Wards, the Riverside Arms Model 520 and the  J.C. Higgins 102.25. They are all the same design. The shotgun has an interesting takedown mechanism. The level of machining would cost thousands today. Some parts are getting difficult to find.  The Stevens 620 has a slightly different profile, but is the same internally.Model 520 Stevens

Model 520 Stevens

The Marlin Model 60 below is the desirable variant with the longer barrel and magazine to match. The magazine holds 18 rounds. This version of the model 60 was defined as an “assault weapon” in New Jersey for several years.

Enfield no. 4 MK I rifles with complete original wood are getting hard to come by. The improvised sling is not original.

Enfield no. 4 MK I rifles
Marlin Model 60 & Enfield no. 4 MK I rifles

This Taurus PT 92 AFS-D variant did not have a magazine. The price was $100.  Serial numbers are blotted out for privacy.

Taurus PT 92 AFS-D
Taurus PT 92 AFS-D

High Standard derringers are no longer produced. They have always had a following and command good prices today.

High Standard derringers
High Standard derringers

The classic Colt revolver is in the less common .32-20 caliber. It is missing the end cap for the ejector rod and has had the barrel cut down and a non-standard sight installed.

Colt revolver is in the less common .32-20 caliber
Colt revolver is in the less common .32-20 caliber
After all the cards were handed out and the event closed down, this near-new Hi-Point 9mm came in. It was purchased for $20. In this correspondent’s experience, they may be clunky, but they work.
Hi-Point 9mm
Hi-Point 9mm

The last gun brought in and purchased, as far as this correspondent knows, was this Browning .380 model 10/71. The large sights and thumb rest were added to the originally sleek design to allow for importation after the 1968 Gun Control Act.

Browning .380 Model 10/71
Browning .380 Model 10/71

This sample is far from complete. It gives an idea of what was available at the Dallas gun turn-in event on October 21, 2023.


About Dean Weingarten:

Dean Weingarten has been a peace officer, a military officer, was on the University of Wisconsin Pistol Team for four years, and was first certified to teach firearms safety in 1973. He taught the Arizona concealed carry course for fifteen years until the goal of Constitutional Carry was attained. He has degrees in meteorology and mining engineering, and retired from the Department of Defense after a 30 year career in Army Research, Development, Testing, and Evaluation.

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The .218 Bee

.218 Bee
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Left, compared to .223 Remington
Type Rifle
Place of origin USA
Production history
Designer Winchester
Manufacturer Winchester
Produced 1937
Variants .218 Mashburn Bee[1]
Specifications
Parent case .32-20 Winchester
Case type Rimmed, bottleneck
Bullet diameter .224 in (5.7 mm)
Neck diameter .242 in (6.1 mm)
Shoulder diameter .329 in (8.4 mm)
Base diameter .349 in (8.9 mm)
Rim diameter .408 in (10.4 mm)
Rim thickness .065 in (1.7 mm)
Case length 1.345 in (34.2 mm)
Primer type Boxer; small rifle
Ballistic performance
Bullet mass/type Velocity Energy
35 gr (2 g) VMax 3,205 ft/s (977 m/s) 799 ft⋅lbf (1,083 J)
40 gr (3 g) BT 3,130 ft/s (950 m/s) 870 ft⋅lbf (1,180 J)
46 gr (3 g) JFP 2,708 ft/s (825 m/s) 749 ft⋅lbf (1,016 J)
50 gr (3 g) BT 2,654 ft/s (809 m/s) 782 ft⋅lbf (1,060 J)
Source(s): Hodgdon [2]

The .218 Bee is a .22 caliber centerfire rifle cartridge designed for varmint hunting by Winchester in 1937. The cartridge was originally chambered in the Winchester Model 65 lever-action rifles, which may have ultimately led to its lack of popularity. The cartridge is named for the bore diameter of the barrel in which the cartridge is chambered rather than the usual practice in the United States of having the cartridge’s nomenclature reflect in some way the bullet diameter.

History[edit]

The .218 Bee cartridge was designed by Winchester for use in their Model 65 lever-action rifles. Winchester designed the cartridge by necking down the .25-20 Winchester cartridge to accept a .224 diameter bullet. Just as the .32-20 can be considered to be the parent cartridge of the .25-20, it can also be considered the parent cartridge to the .218 Bee. The cartridge was introduced as a commercial cartridge by Winchester in 1937 in their Model 65 lever action rifle, which was also chambered for the .25-20 and .32-20 Winchester cartridges. However, while the .25-20 and the .32-20 Model 65 rifles had 22 inch (560 mm) barrels, the rifles chambered for the Bee sported 24 inch (610 mm) barrels.
While early on the cartridge showed some promise, the cartridge never really caught on, even though it was later chambered by Winchester in the new bolt-action Model 43 rifle and by Sako in their L-46 rifle. There was some question about the accuracy of the .218 Bee as compared to the .222,[citation needed] but that was likely due to the difference of inherent accuracy between the bolt-actions rifles commonly chambered for the .222 and the lever-actions commonly chambered for the .218 Bee. Although not in common use, it’s still a very effective cartridge in its class, for example small to medium varmints out to about 200 yards (180 m). Production ammunition and rifles are still available from a few manufacturers.

Performance[edit]

In terms of relative performance, the .218 Bee falls between the smaller .22 Hornet, and the larger .222 Remington and the more popular .223 Remington. In terms of short range velocity the .218 works quite well.

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Hank Williams Jr & Springfield Armory

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A Colt PYTHON BLUE with a FOUR (4) INCH barrel & FACTORY GRIPSthat was MADE in 1965 with a HOLLOW LUG

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Colt PYTHONBLUEFOUR (4) INCHFACTORY GRIPS MADE 1965 HOLLOW LUG PRE-OWNED - Picture 10

 

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A Winchester Model 70 in caliber .300 Win Mag

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A Winchester Model 94 in caliber .30-30 Winchester

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A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American by WILL DABBS MD

A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley was an unlikely hero.

In his youth, Private First Class John Lewis Barkley was a bit of a troublemaker. He was known to sneak liquor into his unit area and had a not inconsiderable weakness for women both French and German. Interestingly, when he had originally attempted to enlist he was denied due to a severe stutter.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley ultimately made it into the Army on his second try.

Later, at age 22, Barkley found his way into the US Army after the need for troops became severe. Barkley was an otherwise typical young American hailing from a small town in Missouri. In World War 1 he found the greatest adventure of his life.

A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley’s job was to kill Germans and he embraced it.

John Barkley served with Company K of the 4th Regiment of the 3d Infantry Division in most of the major American engagements during the First World War. A reconnaissance specialist and sharpshooter, Barkley spilled more than his share of German blood. However, he understood the war to be a fight between good and evil and he had few qualms about the violence he visited upon the enemy. Barkley was satisfied with his lot as a private soldier and eschewed promotion when the opportunity arose. His job was to kill Germans pure and simple, and he threw himself into it.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

A near miss from artillery during the Second Battle for the Marne changed Barkley’s life.

During the Second Battle for the Marne, artillery fire splintered a nearby tree and dropped a heavy branch onto him, leaving him unconscious for several hours. He awoke without his stutter. His mom viewed this as a miracle conjured from amidst a veritable sea of blood.

BeginningsA Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Barkley headed off to war a self-confident young sharpshooter.

John Barkley was born in Blairstown, Missouri, in August of 1895. A hard man from a nation of hard men, Barkley grew up knowing austerity and deprivation. When he went off to war he was enthusiastic, driven, and dangerous.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Barkley’s introduction to the messy bits of war was viscerally overwhelming.

As is always the case, Barkley’s introduction to practical war was both shocking and stark. On board a troop train packed with wounded these were his initial observations, “The train was packed with men. Men lying as still as if they were already dead. Men shaking with pain. One man raving, jabbering, yelling, in delirium. Everywhere bandages . . . bandages . . . bandages . . . and blood.”

The Medal of HonorA Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The Germans during World War 1 were well-trained and formidable fighters.

On October 7, 1918, World War 1 had just over a month to go before it bled itself dry. John Barkley found himself this fateful day in an observation post some five hundred meters from the German lines.

 

A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Cunel, France, was a desolate place during the war.

Before the war had blasted everything to hell, there had been a small picturesque French community nearby called Cunel. This particular bloodbath came later to be known as the battle for the Argonne Forest.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

WW1 battlefields in 1918 were ravaged places.

Artillery, machine guns, and poison gas transformed the World War 1 battlefields into something out of Dante. This late in the war the toxic combination of tanks and desperation drove men to truly extraordinary efforts. That desperation became the soil from which true heroes are raised.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The WW1-era French Renault FT tank was small, lightweight, and vulnerable. More than 3,700 were produced.

An earlier assault had left a small French tank destroyed near Barkley’s fighting position.

A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Disabled weapons litter the industrial battlefield. PFC John Barkley found himself with a disabled German Maxim gun in need of attention.

Among the detritus of combat, he also found himself in possession of an inoperative German Maxim gun and an ample supply of belted ammunition. Like most men of his generation, John Barkley was fairly adept at fixing things. Throwing stuff away when it no longer works is a recent disease.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The classic MG08 Maxim gun mounted on a massive sled mount but was reliable and fairly easy to run.

In relatively short order he had the German MG08 up and running. It turned out that on this particularly bloody day he would soon have desperate need of that captured German gun.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The Germans in WW1 were smart and relentless. Over time, John Barkley came to read their intentions from the state of the battlefield.

A man in combat develops a sixth sense for trouble.

A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

A nearby disabled French Renault FT tank became John Barkley’s improvised hard point.

John Barkley could tell the Huns were up to no good, so he climbed into the disabled French armored vehicle and mounted his captured German gun where it gave him a generous field of fire. In short order the Germans slathered his position with artillery fire, driving his comrades back or to ground.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley turned an enemy Infantry assault into a deadly ambush.

Throughout it, Barkley crouched inside the derelict French tank awaiting the inevitable Infantry assault that he could feel was coming.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Barkley waited until the Germans were abreast his position.

Barkley waited patiently until the advancing German troops were in line abreast his position.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley killed multiple dozens of German assault troops single-handedly.

When the moment was perfect he leaped up from the tank and triggered the German gun, mowing down the shocked Hun soldiers by the bushel. John Barkley’s audacious surprise attack splintered the German assault, killing or wounding dozens of enemy soldiers.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The Germans responded with concentrated artillery fire from a cannon like this 77mm monster. One 77mm round struck the derelict tank’s drive wheel and exploded.

Desperate for a breakthrough, the German commanders directed concentrated artillery fire on Barkley’s already ventilated tank at point blank range. One 77mm high explosive round struck the tank’s drive wheel and exploded, rocking the little vehicle and showering the surrounding area with dirt. Throughout it all John Barkley remained in position, manning his gun singlehandedly in the face of overwhelming odds.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

When the dust settled German dead were scattered all around Barkley’s position.

Satisfied that this one American soldier with his captured German gun had been silenced, the Huns launched a second massive assault on Barkley’s position. The lone American repeated his performance a second time, shattering the attack and leaving more than a hundred German dead surrounding his position.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Barkley held his position through guile and force of personal will.

The resolute defense PFC Barkley established enabled American troops to advance and seize the strategic hilltop near John Barkley’s last stand. When fresh troops retook the area they found more than four thousand expended shell casings inside John Barkley’s ruined French tank.

The Human CostA Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The sights, sounds, and smells of war tend to change a man.

John Barkley sent his brother a letter soon after his heroic defense of that forlorn moonscape. His words explain what a close thing that engagement actually was. Time, distance, and the limitations of the language conspire to mute the horror of that day.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The end result of John Barkley’s implacable defense was bodies stacked like cordwood.

“Don’t think I’m going to tell you anything about that tank deal. It is too bad to tell a civilized man. I played them dirty every chance I got, and this is not the first time I ever did this.”

“I fired my last round of ammunition from the machinegun but kept my automatic pistol for hand-to-hand fighting: plunged out of that tank with a sudden dash. I had three bullet marks in my clothes and a burnt legging string.”

The GunsA Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The original German MG08 Maxim gun was adapted from Hiram Stevens Maxim’s original design.

The MG08 Maxim gun revolutionized the way men killed each other. The brainchild of American-born British inventor Hiram Stevens Maxim in 1884, the infamous Maxim gun armed both sides throughout World War 1. While the Germans employed what may be seen as the definitive model, the British Vickers was based upon the same internal mechanism.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The MG08/15 was a lightened version of the earlier sled mount gun. Despite its svelte lines the gun still weighed 39 pounds empty.

The Maxim was a recoil-operated weapon and was actually one of the first recoil-operated guns ever devised. The Maxim in its ground configuration was a water-cooled beast that fired at around 600 rounds per minute.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The British version of the Maxim action was the improved Vickers gun.

The Maxim ultimately saw service with the English, Russians, Germans, Finns, Chinese, Americans, and many more.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

When properly serviced and supported the MG08 Maxim would run almost indefinitely.

The Maxim gun was sinfully heavy by modern standards and was typically crewed by between four and six men. However, when properly stoked and supplied with an ample supply of water for the barrel jacket the gun could fire almost indefinitely. The end result was carnage on an unprecedented scale.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The Colt 1911 pistol was a revolutionary gun for its day.

The automatic pistol John Barkley carried was an early example of the legendary Colt 1911 in .45ACP. Designed by the firearms luminary John Moses Browning, the 1911 was the finest combat handgun of the war. Offering superb reliability, exceptional accuracy, and unrivaled knockdown power, the 1911 remains in service with some specialized military units even today.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

The Colt 1911 .45ACP pistol that John Barkley carried for personal defense was a rugged and effective combat handgun.

The combat handgun has evolved profoundly in the past century. However, John Barkley’s 1911 set a standard for battlefield effectiveness that has not since been bested. Despite indescribable gore and deprivation aplenty, Barkley could take solace in the fact that the pistol that rode on his hip in October of 1918 was the best combat sidearm on the planet.

DenouementA Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John “Blackjack” Pershing was commander of the American Expeditionary Forces during WW1.

PFC John Barkley received his Medal of Honor in 1919 from the legendary General John “Blackjack” Pershing.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Field Marshal Ferdinand Foche was renowned for his ample whiskers.

He also received the Medaille Militaire from French Field Marshal Ferdinand Foche. When Foche kissed him on the cheeks, per the French custom, his bushy mustache brushed Barkley’s face and caused him to sneeze violently. A young American officer named Douglas Macarthur was in attendance and nearly disrupted the proceedings with laughter.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley’s memoirs were republished years after his death. This book has been likened to All Quiet on the Western Front.

Barkley published an autobiographical work in 1930 titled “No Hard Feelings.” In more recent years the book has been edited and republished as “Scarlet Fields: The Combat Memoir of a World War 1 Medal of Honor Hero.”A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley remained a humble man throughout his life.

John Barkley came home from the war and settled into a humble life, farming two hundred acres around Johnson County, Missouri. Barkley died in 1966 at the age of 70.

A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley’s grave is nondescript with little to inform the casual observer of his remarkable wartime feats of heroism.

He is buried in the Forest Hill Cemetery in Kansas City, Missouri.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

John Barkley was a highly decorated WW1 American hero.

John Barkley has been described by those who knew him as unassuming, likable, and modest. On a particularly dark day in October of 1918, Barkley singlehandedly stopped an aggressive German Infantry assault using a captured German machinegun and a knocked-out French tank. John Barkley personified American heroism and courage.A Maxim Gun, an Abandoned French Tank, and One Determined American

Barker’s exploits have been memorialized in his home state of Missouri.

The Guns

MG08 Maxim Colt 1911
Caliber 7.92x57mm .45ACP
Weight 60 lbs 2.4 lbs
Length 42.5 in 8.25 in
Barrel Length 26.5 in 5.03 in
Action Recoil-Operated Short Recoil
Cyclic Rate of Fire 550-600 rpm N/A
Feed System 250-rd Canvas Belt 7-rd Box Magazine

 

 

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Funny but there is not a beer bottle in sight! Grumpy Ex 18th US Cavalry

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SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS BY WILL DABBS, MD

I absolutely despise cigarettes. They kill 478, 000 Americans
per year, roughly the same number we were losing at the
height of the Covid pandemic.

“I can’t breathe, doc,” the man said. Dave is 56 years old and a lifelong smoker.

Vitals were pretty decent. No fever. I could smell it when I walked through the door. He is nicely dressed but smells like a stale campfire mixed with feet. He looks 25 years older than he is.

“Hey, bro, what can I do for you today?” I already knew the answer. This was not the first time we’ve had this conversation.

“I got the crud again. Happens to me this time every year. Coughing’s driving me crazy. Can’t sleep. That’s driving my wife crazy. She’s driving me crazy. Can’t get any work done. Nobody wants to buy a car from somebody who sounds like he has TB. I want a shot.”

He stares at me quietly now. The look in his eyes communicates that the fact that he is sick is somehow my fault.

“Any fevers?”

“Nope.”

“Coughing anything up?”

“Green crap. Looks like rotten peanut butter. Tastes like hell.”

“You don’t have any sugar problems, do you?”

“You never told me I did.”

“Any drug allergies?”

“I’m allergic to clams and ugly women. They both make me swell up like a toad.”

He smiles. He’s told me that before. I smile back just to keep him happy.

I put my stethoscope on his chest and ask him to hold his breath. His heartbeat is sinus, and I don’t hear any murmurs. I press my scope against his back in half a dozen places. His lungs sound like a harmonica factory — soft musical wheezes but no crackles. In the absence of fevers or more troublesome lung sounds, he likely doesn’t have pneumonia. I put my stethoscope around my neck and take a glance in his mouth. His tongue is brown. I study his hands. His fingertips are yellow.

“You know it’s coming, don’t you?” He slumps his shoulders and looks deflated but doesn’t say anything.

We invest ludicrous amounts of time and treasure on survival.
A fraction of that effort spent on healthy living would pay
much greater dividends.

“When you gonna to put ’em down, buddy? They’re killing you right before my eyes. I don’t think you have pneumonia today. Four months ago, you did. Remember that? Nearly killed you then. You spent what, four days in the hospital? Let me help you with this, brother. I got all sorts of tools that can help get you off those things.”

“C’mon, doc. Just give me my damn shot. I got a stressful job. If I don’t sell cars, I don’t eat. If I didn’t smoke, my wife would strangle me. That time two years ago, you talked me into quitting, she went out and bought me a pack three days into it just so I wouldn’t be so bad to be around. I just caught something.”

“Listen, stud, I tell people they are going to die from lung cancer about once every six weeks, and I deal with the stress of my job without cigarettes. You can, too. That’s an excuse. Be a man.”

He didn’t say anything, but he was clearly ready to move on.

“Help is a phone call away anytime, and you know it. Leave me a message, and I’ll call you in some medicine to help you put them down. For now, I’ll send you some antibiotics for 10 days and some of that nighttime cough medicine that helps you sleep to the pharmacy. I’ll get you a prescription for a puffer that will help open your chest up as well. My nurse will be here in a minute with a shot of steroids. You know how that’ll make you feel. Come back if you’re not better in four or five days, and we’ll do a chest X-ray. Go to the ER if it gets worse. You got any questions?”

He spunked up when he realized his sermon was over. Now, he was a salesman again.

“Nope. Thanks, doc. Tell your wife hi for me. You ever want to trade in that antique jeep you drive for a proper set of wheels, you come see me. I’ll make you a good deal.”

He meant that. Despite my best efforts to the contrary, I genuinely like this man.

“You tell your bride hi for me, too, Dave. Holler at me if you don’t get better.”

I was in and out in seven minutes. It took me longer than that to write about what we had discussed, order his shot and send his prescriptions to the pharmacy electronically. Smokers are great for business. We ought to put a big bowl of Camels in the waiting room with a sign that says, “Free, Take One.”