Note no brains were lost during this film!
Category: Darwin would of approved of this!
A 52-year-old man with an upset stomach fell to his death from the 18th floor of a building on Sunday while defecating from the edge of a shaft near a lift.
In Short
- Victim fell while defecating on edge of a shaft near building lift
- He was suffering from dysentery for several days
- Police registered accidental death report, probe underway
A 52-year-old man with an upset stomach died after falling from the 18th floor of a building in Mumbai on Sunday while defecating from the edge of a shaft, an official said.
The incident occurred at the 18-storey Matoshree Sadan building, Wadala, in central Mumbai, said the official from RAK Marg police station.
The man, a resident of the high-rise, had been suffering from dysentery for the past few days.
Darwin is laughing his ass off as we speak! Grumpy
From Splendid Isolation:
If you’re anything like me, you’ll be wanting a cigarette after reading this lovely little story — even if like me you don’t smoke.
An intruder who used brass knuckles to beat against a front door and break a window just before midnight Friday in Missouri was shot multiple times by the homeowner and killed.
KFVS 12 reported that the homeowner, Austin Glastetter, was in the house with his wife at the time of the incident.
Glastetter told the suspect, 31-year-old John Fisher, that he was armed, but Fisher allegedly responded by saying, “You’ll have to kill me.”
Wait, wait, hold it in for just a minute…
Glastetter then shot Fisher multiple times.
And:
The Scott County Sheriff’s Office issued a release noting that deputies arrived on the scene to find Fisher deceased.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em…
God alone knows how many of our kids have been killed by this POS! Grumpy
Tourists go over San Francisco cliff trying to retrieve a lost cell phone By
Two tourists had to be rescued from Lands End Trail in San Francisco on June 7, 2025. San Francisco Fire Department
Two tourists visiting San Francisco made a misguided decision on Saturday afternoon, resulting in a cliff rescue and a ticket from the U.S. Park Police.
The visitors were walking along the Lands End Trail between Mile Rock Beach and Deadman’s Point when one of them accidentally dropped his phone over the cliff. The tourists decided they would try to slide down the cliff’s edge and grab the cell phone, but both became stuck and were unable to climb back up.
At around 3:30 p.m., they called for help and firefighters from the cliff rescue and heavy rescue units arrived on scene. Video posted by the fire department showed the tourists being outfitted in helmets and harnesses, then helped up the cliffside via rope. The entire process took over an hour, fire officials said.
“Fortunately nobody was hurt,” the fire department wrote on Instagram. The tourists were visiting from Seattle.
Lands End Trail is part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area, which means the tourists’ misadventure also constituted going off-trail on national park land. The fire department said they were issued tickets by park police; the fine could be as high as $300 per person.
