OK… Here it is… the long awaited, definitive list of what your carry ammo says about you. Once again, try not to get too butt-hurt. Enjoy!

*********************************************************************
Hornady TAP – “I work for mall security.”
Remington Golden Saber – “I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.”
Fiocchi – “I carry a Kel-Tec.”
Glaser Safety Slug – “I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!”
Federal Premium Hydra Shock – “I used to be a cop.”
Winchester Black Talons – “I DON”T GIVE A F*CK!”
Corbon DPX – I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL!”
Sellier & Bellot – “I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.”
Hornady Critical Defense – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.”
Hornady Critical Duty – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA, but I also belong to at least one gun forum.”
Hornady Critical Defense Lite – “I am a girl and I only go shooting once every two years.”
Hornady Zombie Max – “I unlocked every gun and upgrade possible in Call of Duty during the first weekend that I had the game.”
Winchester PDX1 – “Hey, buddy, 2003 called and it wants its ammo back.”
Remington UMC – “I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.”
Hornady Custom – “I am a deer hunter and I have perfect shot placement… even in a gun fight.”
Magtech – “This is my first gun.”
PMC – “This is my first gun and it’s a Hi-Point.”
Ten-X – “My EDC is my cowboy action shooting setup.”
Winchester Ranger – “I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.”
Black Hills – “I’m a hipster who also owns a gun.”
Doubletap – “I too am a hipster who also owns a gun.”
Buffalo Bore – “I live in Montana.”
Federal Guard Dog – “I f*cking hate living in New Jersey.”
Speer Gold Dot – “Lets Go Yankees!”
Aguila – “I am a member at every gun forum. Yeah. Every damn one of them.”
Roll your own – “Am I being detained?”
FMJ – “I carry a .22″
*****************************************************************
Did I miss any?