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How much do you want to bet that the only reason that you are able to see this picture. Is that the bear did not f*ck with the camera after killing the photographer? Grumpy

PS Darwin was an optimist!

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EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE BY WILL DABBS, MD

These geese look pretty placid. However, they are

actually blood-thirsty, homicidal monsters.

If you’ve ever watched the news, you’ve undoubtedly noticed that human beings are uniformly horrible. As I sit typing these words, I have just wrapped up my daily news dump.

The highlights include a horrible terrorist attack in Moscow by ISIS, a horrible story about a sex cult, another horrible story about a school shooter, and then a story about the Iranians making cheap explosive drones to export all over the world and murder innocent people, which is also obviously horrible. Just what is wrong with us?

I’ll answer that for you. Nothing is wrong with us. We just live on Planet Earth alongside every other horrible thing God saw fit to put here. For the dispassionate observer, we human beings are just not all that special in the horrible department.

Wet and Wild

I have a little lake for a backyard. Many years ago, when I finally finished medical school, we took the last of the savings my wife had scraped up from my time in the Army and used it to build a dam across a small creek that runs through the secluded stand of Mississippi timber we call home. The resulting modest body of water helped raise my kids.

We were some of those homeschool freaks. Most days, when it was pretty and warm, my kids would go swimming in the lake. They turned the canoe over and used it like a submarine, strategically placed a water hose on a hillside to create a mudslide, and just generally had a good time being miniature unwashed redneck lunatics. I joined them for a while but called it a day when the fish wouldn’t stop nipping at my leg hair.

The lake has been a nexus for some of the most fascinating creatures. My kids would wade out into the water with lunch meat and feed the bass by hand.

The water moccasins reproduced like bunnies, spawning an existential battle for extermination that persists to this very day. Over the years, we’ve had beavers, otters, kingfishers, salamanders, ospreys and bald eagles. And then there were the Canadian geese.

Backyard Bedlam

I’ve always wanted to own my own island. Ideally, it would be around 1,100 acres with ample fresh water and an airstrip somewhere off the coast of Belize. However, as I will never be able to afford that, I settled for building my own in the lake behind the house.

Our private island sports a diameter of maybe fifteen feet and is dominated by a single willow tree. We call it Australia (the island, not the tree. A willow tree called Australia would be stupid.) Our island is also apparently some seriously prime real estate for migrating Canadian geese.

Come springtime every year the Canadian geese invade the place like it is Dieppe in 1942. They are attractive enough creatures. However, they make for simply ghastly B&B guests.

Rare is the day during goose season that those blasted monsters don’t ring in the morning at 0500 with their cacophonous honking. It’s not a lack of resources that drives that train. They just can’t seem to share.

The lake is plenty big to support a dozen or more of these big feathery monsters. However, there precipitates every year this massive battle for supremacy to see which mating pair earns the title to the island. It’s like the epic movie “The Highlander.” Apparently, there can be only one.

One morning, instead of just quietly hating them, I dragged my laptop out onto the back porch to watch. I had never done that before. Wow. Roman arena blood sports have got nothing on these guys.

The momma geese sit off to the side and wisely just spectate. The dads fight literally to the death, honking madly throughout. They smack into each other, flap their wings to pummel their opponents, and then go in for the kill.

The kill shot is to grab the opponent by the neck and then hold their heads underwater until they drown. Over the years we have awakened to find dead geese floating in the lake a couple of times.

Animals would have nuclear bombs, too, if only they had opposable thumbs.

Embrace the Darkness

And that brings me to my point. Everything is horrible. All these stupid geese need to do is get along. There’s plenty of room and likely strength in numbers, but they just can’t bring themselves to do so. And it turns out that absolutely everything in the world is like that.

That adorable little puppy who is gleefully gnawing on his high-pitched squeaky toy? In his precious little mind, he is actually ripping the very life out of some helpless creature.

The fluffy little kitten pouncing on the laser spot? In his imagination, he’s killing stuff, too. Leave two painfully cute human babies together for a couple of minutes, and one of them will invariably hit the other in the head with a big plastic toy telephone. Koala bears, field mice, frogs, lizards and amoebas — everything is frankly horrible. We just live in a fallen world. To imagine otherwise is simply magical thinking.

So, enjoy your life. There’s plenty of good, safe fun to be found amidst all that bedlam. However, face it with your eyes open. In the immortal words of Ronald Reagan, trust but verify.

That’s why I carry a gun whenever I’m not asleep or in the shower. Whether it is wilderness survival, business, interpersonal relationships or politics, never forget that absolutely everything is horrible.

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F4U Corsair Pilots Who Refused to Die by Will Dabbs

Two young Marine F4U Corsair pilots entered a savage Pacific dogfight and somehow survived the impossible. One met a Japanese Zero’s propeller. The other fell 2,000 feet without a working parachute.

Vought F4U Corsair in flight, the Marine fighter known to the Japanese as Whistling Death
The F4U Corsair was one of the most graceful flying machines ever produced. The Japanese called it the “Whistling Death” due to the distinctive sound it made when the wind was roaring through the oil coolers in the wing roots. Wikipedia photo by Gary Wetzler.

The Pacific Dogfight That Set the Trap

The summer of 1943 was a busy time in the azure blue skies above the Pacific. Allied pilots battled their Japanese counterparts to the death over control of tiny spits of sandy jungle jutting up out of the ocean. If war had ever truly been chivalrous and gentlemanly, any pretense of that was gone some 18 months after the surprise attack at Pearl Harbor.

7 June 1943 saw brutal aerial combat over the Russell Islands in the Solomons. Marine F4U Corsairs and Army Air Corps P40 Warhawks mixed it up with Japanese Zeroes until the sky was dirty with smoke and death. One particular engagement produced two comparably extraordinary tales.

Why the Japanese Zero Ruled Early Pacific Skies

Japanese A6M Zero fighter, the agile opponent of American F4U Corsair pilots in World War 2
The Japanese A6M Zero was a scourge early in World War 2, but American designs soon eclipsed its performance. 10,939 examples were produced. Only one remains flyable today with its original engine. Wikipedia photo by Kogo.

At the onset of the war in the Pacific, the Japanese Zero and the men who flew it seemed unstoppable. Japanese naval aviators in particular were some of the most well-trained pilots in the world. However, their bench was shallow. While the United States tooled up to produce combat aircraft and pilots at a rate not seen before or since, Japanese aviators killed in combat could not readily be replaced. This attrition was beginning to be felt over the battlefield by mid-1943.

The Zero was considered invincible because of an intentional mechanical compromise. Where American fighters were fat with armor, self-sealing fuel tanks, and .50-caliber heavy machine guns, the A6M5 Zero was a stripped-down, lightweight thoroughbred. The Zero’s lack of armor and amenities made it nimble and fast but vulnerable.

Cockpit of an A6M2 Japanese Zero downed during the attack on Pearl Harbor
This is the cockpit of an A6M2 Zero downed during the attack on Pearl Harbor. Many Japanese pilots had little use for their radios and removed them from their planes. Public domain.

The Zero’s radios were rubbish. Unreliable, heavy, and quirky, Japanese radios of the day often pummeled Zero pilots with mind-numbing static. As a result, a great many Japanese pilots pulled the heavy radio gear out of their machines to improve their performance. This left tactical control up to such primitive stuff as hand signals and wing waggling. American tech would soon play a huge part in our coming overwhelming tactical superiority.

As a result, Japanese combat aircraft often flew in huge mixed formations. On 7 June, some 50 Japanese Zero fighters and single-engine bombers were droning along above the Russell Islands. Army P40’s bounced this huge gaggle of Japanese warplanes. The resulting frenetic dogfight devolved into a swirling maelstrom of aerial violence.

A Long Way Down: Samuel Logan Bails Out

F4U Corsair showing the large, powerful gull-winged profile flown by Marine pilot Samuel S. Logan
The F4U Corsair was fast and powerful. However, it also made for a big target. Wikipedia photo by Oren Rosen.

22-year-old Marine aviator LT Samuel S. Logan was flying an F4U Corsair when he came upon a solitary Zero hot on the tail of an Army Warhawk. Logan unleashed his half-dozen .50-caliber machine guns on the Japanese plane only to have another Zero get the jump on him.

He felt his heavy gull-winged machine shudder and realized that the control surfaces in his tail were shredded. With the big Marine fighter now beginning to come apart, Logan slid his canopy back, unfastened it, and crawled out of the cockpit.

One of the biggest threats to a successful egress from a crippled WW2-era fighter was being struck by one’s own plane during the jump. As a result, Sam Logan worked his way hand-over-hand down the length of his stricken machine and leapt clear from the damaged empennage. In moments, he was falling free. Once away from his airplane, Logan pulled the ripcord and found himself suspended underneath his parachute.

Cold-Blooded Code: A Zero Circles Back

Japanese A6M3 Zero fighter representing the deadly Pacific air combat faced by downed Allied pilots
Japanese pilots in WW2 more often than not gave no quarter in combat. American flyers fed that right back to them. Public domain.

The Zero pilot who had shot him down was not satisfied simply to have destroyed Logan’s airplane. He torqued his nimble little fighter around in a tight circle and lined up for a firing pass on the helpless Marine aviator. LT Logan knew what was coming.

Killing pilots while under canopy was illegal per the laws of war, but there wasn’t anybody around to enforce those laws. American pilots machine-gunned their helpless opponents on rare occasions, usually in response to barbarity such as this, but the Japanese did it quite a lot. This practice stemmed from the weird Bushido code that drove the Japanese war machine.

Japanese troops were indoctrinated to sacrifice everything for their Emperor. Surrender was a disgrace worse than death. As a result, enemy troops who had willingly saved themselves under such circumstances were not considered worthy of basic human protections.

Fish in a Barrel: A Zero Hunts Logan Under Canopy

US Marine paratrooper descending beneath a parachute, illustrating the distinction between paratroopers and downed aviators
Paratroopers under canopy are considered hostile combatants. Downed aviators are not. This is an important distinction. Public domain.

It is actually tougher to engage an essentially stationary aerial target from a fast-moving fighter plane than you might think. The Japanese pilot lined up on LT Logan and fired a long burst but missed. Logan lifted his legs as the enemy plane passed mere feet below him. The Zero then circled around for another try.

The second effort ended about the same as the first. Logan again had to lift his feet in an effort to avoid the attacking fighter. Miraculously, the Japanese pilot failed to connect a second time.

By the third pass, Logan was pulling madly at his risers in an effort to make himself a tougher target. Now focused entirely on killing the American flyer, the Japanese pilot loosed another burst at close range.

Misjudging the distance, the Zero pilot actually struck the dangling Marine with his propeller. The Zero removed most of Logan’s right foot as well as his left heel. As the Japanese fighter wheeled around for a fourth pass, a nearby American P40 noticed the carnage, engaged the enemy plane, and drove it away.

A Fine Mess: Wounded in the Pacific

B2 pararaft survival raft issued to American military aviators during World War 2
The B2 pararaft issued to American aviators during WW2 wasn’t much of a boat. Public domain.

LT Logan was now in a bit of a spot. The murderous Japanese pilot was no longer actively trying to kill him, which was great. However, he had just had his legs run through an airplane propeller. It was in this sordid state that he touched down in the warm waters of the Pacific.

Logan somehow got his life raft inflated and pulled himself out of the water. Clawing through his survival gear, he managed to get a tourniquet around his mangled right foot and liberally covered the wound in sulfa powder. He then injected himself with a morphine syrette to dull the pain.

Despite his injuries, Logan retrieved his signal mirror and successfully attracted the attention of an American floatplane. The friendly aircraft landed nearby and successfully effected a rescue. Logan was medevac’d to a Naval hospital where his right stump was dressed.

One Wild Ride: J.G. Percy Falls 2,000 Feet

Brewster F3A-1 Corsair representing the damaged fighter abandoned by Marine aviator J.G. Percy
LT Percy’s Corsair met the same fate as that of LT Logan. Public domain.

During this same engagement, one of Sam Logan’s fellow Corsair pilots, a Marine aviator named J.G. Percy from San Francisco, downed one Zero and damaged another. In the melee, Percy’s Corsair was also riddled with bullets and cannon shells. At 2,000 feet, the 21-year-old Marine aviator dove out of his dying plane.

The parachutes used by military aviators of that era were last-ditch survival tools. They were designed to be lightweight and portable. There were no reserves. When LT Percy yanked his ripcord, the white nylon chute malfunctioned into a worthless ribbon. He had no other options except simply to fall.

From nearly half a mile up, Percy accelerated to a ridiculous speed. Once he neared the water, he oriented himself feet-first and twisted his head skyward. In this configuration, he hit the water like a rocket.

Why a 2,000-Foot Fall Turns Water Into Concrete

Physics illustration explaining why water behaves almost like concrete during a high-speed fall
Gases can be compressed to do stuff for us. Liquids cannot. Public domain.

Liquids are incompressible. Gases are not. What that means is that you can compress a volume of air or similar gas into a tank to be used at your convenience. By contrast, no matter how much pressure you put on a liquid like water, that volume will not get appreciably smaller.

What that practically means in this case is that the Pacific Ocean had no give to it. Jumping into the water from a diving board allows the human body to slip into the water such that this potential energy is dissipated gradually and safely. At LT Percy’s speed, however, the water acted almost like concrete.

The fastest a human body can typical strike water without injury is between 35 and 40 mph. That equates out to a jump height of around 40 to 50 feet. Terminal velocity for a human being dropped from 2,000 feet is closer to 120 mph when falling belly-first. Percy was more like a pencil. Something had to give.

Brace for Impact: Percy Hits the Pacific

World War 2 Mae West life vest like the one that kept Marine aviator J.G. Percy afloat
The Mae West life vest, so named after the buxom actress, saved many a life during World War 2. Public domain.

Percy later said that he “Landed in the water feet-first and felt something break.” That something was his pelvis, but he was, against all odds, still alive. The young Marine got his Mae West life jacket inflated, and that kept his head above water.

Despite his grievous injuries, LT Percy swam for three hours until he reached a jagged reef. Pulling himself over the coral, he made his way with difficulty to the nearby beach. Percy remained on the beach throughout the night, unable to stand or walk. The following day, he attracted the attention of four passing natives who summoned aid and got him to safety. Once stabilized in an American military hospital, Percy recovered.

Two Marine Pilots Who Simply Refused to Die

Marine F4U Corsair pilot Samuel S. Logan, who survived being struck by a Japanese Zero propeller
Sam Logan miraculously survived his trip through the spinning propeller of a Japanese Zero. Public domain.

World War 2 was the most expansive conflict in human history. Between 70 and 85 million people lost their lives. 16 million Americans served. One in every 39 perished. Those are the raw numbers. However, the real drama of WW2 was not found in these cold statistics. It was embedded within the individual stories.

Sam Logan and JG Percy were two young Americans who answered the call to go and fight in defense of democracy. When faced with the prospect of violent, gory death, these two brass-balled jarheads simply said not today.

One man ran through an airplane propeller, while the other fell from a burning fighter plane without a parachute. Both Marines survived the war and miraculously lived to build lives and families back home. Our great nation is built upon such amazing stuff as this.

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Stuff like this makes me proud to be a teacher!

We now know the name of the educator who tackled the Silver Rail Elementary School shooter and fought to take away his shotgun.

Cassidy Schutz, a certified learning specialist at the Bend, Oregon, school, was identified by Bend-La Pine Schools nearly two weeks after the Oct. 15 attack.

Bend Police Chief Mike Krantz previously told reporters that Schutz threw her cellphone at the 16-year-old attacker, tackled him and wrestled for control of his firearm.

“She was not injured in that incident, but she almost certainly helped prevent more bloodshed,” Krantz said.

The teenager had reportedly shot through the windows of the school’s locked entrance before entering a special-needs classroom and firing as many as 15 rounds from a 12-gauge shotgun.

Three children and 25-year-old teacher Megan Lambert were killed. Another student and teacher Becky Drury were wounded.

As Schutz fought the gunman, 36-year-old Kaylub Giamanco followed him into the school. Giamanco, whose two daughters attended Silver Rail, retrieved his legally secured .40-caliber pistol and fatally shot the attacker inside the classroom.

Giamanco later credited the still-unidentified educator with creating the opportunity that allowed him to stop the attack.

“I would love to give her a hug because that’s a real true hero,” he told Oregon Public Broadcasting.

Schutz has now released her first public statement through the school district.

“This is not a story,” she said. “This is a horrific and heartbreaking tragedy, and it is our real lives.”

Schutz said her thoughts remain with those who were killed, their families, the wounded and everyone who experienced the attack.

“It all happened so fast, and I wish with everything in me that we had more time,” she added. “The pain of this loss I will carry with me forever.”

Before becoming an educator, Schutz played four seasons of college basketball at Linfield University and later served as an assistant coach. She was a starting point guard, team captain and graduated with a degree in education.

Schutz has asked for privacy and said she does not plan to make additional public statements.

What happened inside that classroom was a team effort under unimaginable pressure. Schutz attacked the gunman with nothing more than a cellphone and her bare hands. Giamanco entered with a firearm and ended the threat.

Both moved toward danger when lives depended on it. And their actions almost certainly prevented an already horrific attack from becoming even worse.

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