Month: December 2025
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Typical GI Humor, Grumpy
How Dangerous Is This?
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The Battle of Beecher Island
So let me start off with the great news! Seeing as that the overwhelming number of folks that love and use guns. Are some of the kindest, friendliest and helpful folks that I have ever had the privilege to know.
As they are almost always open to having helped and encourage this old fart to become a better man and shot. To them I want to say thank you and it has been an honor to have been around you. As to those other folks, well the least said the better I guess.So where to start?
I guess that I should mention my Father and my Mom’s Dad. As they were the ones to infect me with a long slow burning love of guns and shooting. Seeing that I really did not have any hobbies besides reading. Plus my Dad was afraid that I might get into drugs or some nonsense.So one day back in the mid 1960’s. As my folks were driving me home from school. And yes there were schools back then even in California! I noticed a long brown cardboard box in the back of our Volks Wagon Bug. With the large printed word of Ithaca on it.And so started my saga. Now I won’t lie about how I was able to hit the target at 300 yards with this single shot 22.Because frankly I was a really rotten shot to tell the truth. But like all things worthwhile in life with a lot of practice, some good coaching from Dad and my Grandfather. I very slowly started to get the hang of things. But it took a very long time to get my shit together,But let us leave that and move along smartly. My first experience with a pistol was with an Italian reproduction of a Colt Navy that fired a 36 caliber chunk of lead.With a lot of smoke, fire thrown on for good measure. Again I was not very good at first, Seeing that I could not have hit the broad side of the Pacific Ocean on a good day.But not let us belabor the fact. Anyways during this time was the tail end of the really Golden Age of Guns here in California. Seeing that there were a lot of gun shows and a LOT of well stocked Gun Shops. The only problem being that it seemed that I was always broke.But I was able to get some nice toys. One that stuck in my mind was a Winchester Model 94 that my dad & I “bought” together from now get this Sears! Yes back in the bad old days of Politically Incorrect. That Sears actually sold guns!And this is what happens when you do stupid stuff!
The thing about this rifle was for a 8 year old boy was the stout recoil. Which frankly was a huge surprise to me and my Grandfather.For him at least he was a shotgun and 22 rifle man. Which because he owned a nursery in Northern San Diego County came in mighty handy. As the place was just over running with Rabbits, hares and grey squirrels. That and it was a really rural area around the small town called Rainbow.Anyways I was dumped down there as I think my folks wanted some down time from me. So I was allowed to use Grandpa’s single shot 410 shotgun. If my mind is still working right now as I write this weird story. It had the words New England on it and the rest had worn off.



Ma Deuce (M2, HMG)
Now like most red blooded men of my generation. I had seen all of the Dirty Harry films and was convinced that it would kick like a mule.
But let us move on and talk about guns!

Yes guns have feelings and God help you if your firearm decides that it does not like you in a firefight.




The Thompson Sub Machine Gun If one is ever in Las Vegas and have some spare time. There are several indoor ranges that rents Machine Guns to shoot. So care to guess who went to one? Yep, Where I was allowed for about $100 to fire off a full magazine of 45 A.C.P.

If you’ve been to a natural-history museum (or watched anything from the “Jurassic Park” franchise on the big screen), you know that the period from the time dinosaurs became the dominant life form on the planet until a cosmic fender bender somewhere off the Yucatán Peninsula killed all of them except chickens, cockroaches, parrots and whatever those little brown birds are that sit in the tree over your car and poop on it was called The Age of the Dinosaurs.
Few stretches of dominance have run longer; not the Roman Empire nor even the Brady/Belichick-era New England Patriots.
One stretch of dominance that was nearly as total, if somewhere in between New England’s in the AFC East and Rome’s in Europe and the Mediterranean littoral, was that of the medium-frame, double-action revolver, which reigned supreme in the United States for something like a century.
If we define the Age of the Medium-Frame Revolver as running from the first adoption of Colt’s Model 1889 by the U.S. Military to the abandonment of the Smith & Wesson Model 65 and Ruger Service-Six by the NYPD in favor of semi-automatic pistols, that’s a solid 105 years of duty.
During that era, medium-frame revolvers, usually in some variety of .38 caliber, could be found everywhere in our glorious United States.
The aforementioned Colt M1889 was followed by several other models from Colt and Smith & Wesson as the standard sidearms of the U.S. Military. Even after the military adopted a semi-automatic pistol in the shape of the Browning-designed M1911 in the early years of the 20th century, the medium-frame double-action (DA) .38-caliber revolver remained either the substitute standard or the standard issue for specific services and branches.
The Smith & Wesson .38 Military & Police and the .38 Combat Masterpiece saw service as issue sidearms well into the Atomic Age and, in various logistical backwaters, outlasted the Cold War.
It wasn’t just with the United States military, either. Smith & Wesson alone produced mil- lions of M&P revolvers in the 20th century, and nearly countless numbers went to the armies of the United Kingdom and its empire (some as part of a business deal to salvage the Springfield, MA, arms maker that had originally contracted to develop a compact submachine gun for the Brits).
Many militaries embraced this classic design. From Spain to Brazil to the Philippines and beyond, clones of the Smith & Wesson medium-frame .38-caliber revolver became one of the most common handguns on the planet, in the millions.
On the domestic side of things, the medium-frame revolver was so common that its appearance on the screen, big or small, practically became shorthand for “the good guys.”
Whoever was running around with that swing-out cylinder, double action in their hand, whether they were Barney Fife or the guys from “Adam-12,” was simply and obviously the Good Guy. The characters they were opposing had Lugers or M1908s or whatever and therefore were obviously the bad guys.
On the private-citizen side of things, the medium-frame revolver stood sentry every bit as diligently. In our grandparent’s era and back to our great-great-grandparent’s, the handgun on the top shelf in the closet or in the nightstand drawer (it was a more innocent time; we’ve learned more about good storage procedures and have access to better ready-storage fixtures since those days) kept American private citizens safe from burglars and home-invading bandits.
If I’ve got someone busting into my home downstairs, I’d certainly prefer to have a swing-out cylinder double-action revolver in a medium caliber with a handy reload if stuff goes pear-shaped, as opposed to a single-action .45 Long Colt thumb-buster with only five beans in the wheel in case I dropped it.
On top of that, it didn’t take long before these medium-frame revolvers began to be offered in barrel lengths other than the typical 3 to 6 inches.
Once 2- and 3-inch-barrel, medium-frame revolvers became popular among detectives and other plainclothes police officers, they saw a surge of popularity among private citizens who lived in states where there was a minimum of restrictions on concealed carry by private citizens.
In the earliest days of the Shall-Issue concealed-carry movement (propelled by the NRA) the once-considerable popularity of the medium-frame revolver began to falter. The reasons for this are manifold.
Probably the least serious one is the “outgunned” one. On the one hand, nobody wants to be on the side of a gunfight where you have fewer BBs in your blaster than the other guy, but at the same time, it’s not deniable that the victory tends to go to the participant who can keep their gun in the fight longer.
During the 1980s and ’90s, though, pop culture had everyone convinced that law-enforcement officers were outgunned. A more pertinent and applicable worry was the difficulty of training rank-and-file officers to fire medium-frame, double-action revolvers decisively and accurately.
One problem was that mastering the long and heavy double-action revolver trigger pull was difficult. The temptation was always there to cock the revolver to the shorter, lighter single-action pull, but high-profile court cases caused that option to be eliminated.
By the late 1980s, many large departments had gone over to double-action-only (DAO) triggers on their revolvers. Once this trigger-pull barrier was eliminated, it freed up the possibility of DA semi-automatics with similarly heavy triggers.
The other ding against the classic medium-frame revolver was the size of the handgun itself. Using the Smith & Wesson K-frame (Model 10 and its offshoots) as the test case, this is a frame size that is hard to get a proper trigger reach on unless you wear a men’s size “M” glove. If your hand is smaller than that, well …
An illustration of this is that back in the Age of Disco, when the NYPD authorized the Colt Official Police .38 and Smith & Wesson Model 10 as its official handguns, female officers whose small hands couldn’t handle the reach to the double-action trigger on the medium-frame guns could use a 3-inch, heavy-barrel version of the J-frame Model 36, a smaller five-shot revolver, as a substitute standard-issue duty gun.
Medium-frame revolvers still exist to this day, largely as rimfire, small-game-hunting wheelguns or niche gamer pieces, but it’s kinda sad to see that their frontline service in defense of our nation and cities has largely passed. The passing of the dinosaurs is lamented, too, but I doubt “Wheelgun Park” becomes a franchise.













An avid outdoorsman, marksman, hunter, soldier, and author, Whelen wrote for numerous sporting magazines and penned several books on topics ranging from gunsmithing to rifle scopes to big game hunting, shooting, and weapon cleaning. A career U.S. Army officer, he served as the commander of the Frankford Arsenal in Philadelphia before retiring as a full colonel after 34 years of active duty. He was 84 when he died in 1961.
Townsend Whelen in his element.
These are Townsend Whelen’s thoughts on whether or not to hire an outfitter for a hunting expedition that would provide cooks, guides, necessary equipment, and sleeping accommodations:
“The western dude, or the eastern sport, who starts under these present comparatively luxurious conditions does not long remain a tenderfoot,” Townsend Whelen wrote in `On Your Own in the Wilderness,’ published in 1958. “Either he quits the game when he has a few heads to hang on his wall, or he becomes a real hunter, fisherman, and woodsman in his own right.
“If you have red blood in your veins, a love for the beautiful, and a deep-down yearning for freedom and peace, you soon learn to do things for yourself,” Whelen wrote. “You take a more and more justifiable pride in your increasing competence. Perhaps you start out hardly able to step over a picket rope and end by hurdling the mountains.”
An Experimental Springfield 1901 Carbine
An experimental U.S. Springfield Model 1901 bolt action carbine inscribed to Townsend Whelen when he was a lieutenant in the Army will be on auction at Rock Island Auction Company’s Feb. 16-18 Sporting and Collector Firearms Auction. It’s serial number 11. The rifle gauge is .30-03, not the .30-06 he recommended in `On Your Own in the Wilderness’ and throughout his life.
A view of an experimental Springfield Model 1901 bolt action carbine in Rock Island Auction Company’s Sporting and Collector Auction, Feb. 16-18.
The experimental 1901 wasn’t adopted by the U.S. Army but served as a precursor to the M1903 that proved to be a mainstay for doughboys and GIs through two world wars. In limited production, more tests were done to the 1901, leading to several changes. The rear gunsight was moved back and the barrel was shortened from 30 to 24 inches as it evolved toward the M1903.
The .25 Whelen, .35 Whelen, .375 Whelen, and .400 Whelen cartridges bear his name from when he commanded the Frankford Arsenal.
Townsend Whelen: Tentmaker
He designed a lean-to tent he called, appropriately, the `hunter’s lean-to tent’ in 1925 and David Abercrombie, of Abercrombie & Fitch, manufactured and marketed it as a `Whelen lean-to.” Various versions can still be found for order on the Internet.
Townsend Whelen’s lean-to tent.
Born of blue blood in Philadelphia in 1877, as a child, Townsend Whelen was gawky and withdrawn, seemingly not cut out for the life of the military nor outdoor adventure. The gift of a Remington rolling block .22 at age 13 changed that. He taught himself to shoot and by 15 he was winning rifle matches.
At 18, Whelen began exercising seriously and gained 30 lbs. of muscle, and joined the Pennsylvania National Guard as a private. Three years later, his unit was called up for the Spanish-American War but didn’t see action. He quickly rose to sergeant, then to lieutenant. As he was promoted, he saw his future as a career military officer and applied for a commission.
Townsend Whelen in British Columbia and Panama
Officer testing wouldn’t be for a year, so Townsend Whelen resigned from his reserve unit, quit his job, and headed for the wilderness of British Columbia, taking little more than the essentials with him. Among the items was a tarp to create his lean-to tent. He spent several months roaming the wilds and hunting game before returning to Philadelphia and the officer exam.
Among Whelen’s assignments as a regular Army officer was the garrison force to protect the Panama Canal as it neared completion. The area his unit was assigned was thick jungle that Whelen traipsed into on weekends. He explored carrying little more than his rifle and what could fit in a rucksack. With his experiences, he trained his men on jungle survival and set the standard for the U.S. Army.
Townsend Whelen
Townsend Whelen: Top Marksman
Whelen, known as Mister Rifleman, was a superior marksman and served on several Army teams competing against the other branches. He wrote `Suggestions to Military Riflemen” in 1909 and is listed as the winner of the Army Competitions in 1903, Coach of the U.S. Army Infantry Team in 1905, and as a member of the U.S. Infantry National Team in 1903, 1906, and 1907.
U.S. Springfield Armory 1903 Mark I rifle rig with an original Mark I Pedersen Device.
As the United States entered World War I, Townsend Whelen found himself assigned to the Army General Staff, inspecting camps and creating training regimens.
Whelen found an interest in ordnance after the war, commanding the Frankford Arsenal and serving as director of research and development at the Springfield Armory, working with highly-trained gunsmiths and learning from them.
Townsend Whelen later in life holds a rifle with a scope.
In his books, Townsend Whelen writes about the proper ammunition and rifle for hunting, to achieve humane kills and preserve pelts. He long promoted the Springfield .30-06 and the .22 long rifle. In the `American Rifleman,’ he wrote: “The .30-06 is never a mistake.”
Whelen explored Canada, the Rocky Mountains, and the Adirondacks, and bagged 110 head of big game during his career. He was a regular contributor for Field & Stream, Sports Afield, Outdoor Life, The American Rifleman, and Guns & Ammo, according to an article about him in Field & Stream.
Book covers to three of Townsend Whelen’s books. He penned dozens of books and thousands of articles.
Townsend Whelen: Advice for Riflemen
In his voluminous writing, Townsend Whelen offered mountains of advice. Here are just a few nuggets:
First and foremost, clean your firearm. “A firearm is a piece of fine machinery. Like any other machine, if it be treated with the proper care at the proper time it will last a lifetime and always give satisfaction. Fail to give it this care, and it will soon deteriorate.
“In some respects, the care of a firearm is more complicated and difficult than the care of other machinery. It is often exposed outdoors to very severe weather. The firing of the cartridge introduces into the bore a fouling which will most certainly cause rust and deterioration unless it is quickly and completely removed.”
Use the sling. “The advantages of using the gun-sling are: absolute steadiness in the prone position; distribution of the recoil to the entire body; quickening return of the rifle to the target in magazine fire; preventing the rifle recoiling off the target; and minimizing the effect of the wind, fatigue, and breathlessness on holding.”
The experimental Springfield M1901 bolt action carbine has a leather sling.
Fitness is important in shooting. “A strong, muscular man will always have an advantage over a weak man in military shooting. The weak man may be able to shoot a score or two as well as his stronger brother, but the latter can hold so hard that the recoil is scarcely felt, while the former will be so kicked around that as the shooting progresses his work will fall off. In competitions like those in the regular Army, where the competitor has to compete at his post for top score and then go through two severe competitions of six days’ duration each, strength becomes an enormous factor. So, too, in a strong wind the powerful man can hold his rifle more firmly against the wind than the weaker one.”
Keep a record. “The score-book is not, as its name implies, a record of the score made in points. It is intended as an exact record of the rifle, ammunition, and man under the exact weather conditions existing at the instant the shot is fired, with also a record of these weather conditions. Any score-book which does not contain all this data is useless from the expert’s point of view.”
Your eyes are important. “It well behooves even those with good strong eyes to take extra care of them during the target season. The eyes should never be used any more than is absolutely necessary, and then never for long-continued intervals.”
Clean from the breech, not from the bore. “The only safe way of cleaning is from the breech with a long cleaning-rod. The muzzle cannot be guarded too carefully.”
Aim for the ‘boiler room’ to make humane kills. “The chest, containing the heart and lungs, presents the largest mark. A modern bullet at modern velocity penetrating into this boiler room disrupts so much tissue, and so fills the cavity with blood that the animal either succumbs on the spot or drops after a wild race of perhaps twenty-five to a hundred yards, as soon as the supply of blood to the brain ceases.
“This critical area is not a difficult target. Any hunter who cannot be fairly sure of striking it with the majority of his shots has no moral right to hunt with the rifle, for he will cause too much suffering.”
The inscription on the top of the receiver of the Springfield M1901 bolt action carbine. It reads “11/LT./TOWNSEND WHELEN/30-03/1901” on the top of the receiver.
Townsend Whelen: A Hunter’s Hunter
The wilderness called to Townsend Whelen and he answered it countless times. He hunted big game and lived off the land. As a soldier, he put his wilderness knowledge to use. As a writer he shared that knowledge.
In the Feb. 16-18 Sporting and Collector Firearms Auction, a seldom seen U.S. Springfield Model 1901 bolt action carbine, inscribed to then-lieutenant Whelen will be on offer. More than just a rare long gun, this Model 1901 is a piece of outdoor writing history and honors a man who lived life to the fullest.
Sources:
`On Your Own in the Wilderness,’ by Townsend Whelen and Bradford Angier
`Suggestions to Military Riflemen,’ by Townsend Whelen
`Rifles and Cartridges,’ by Wayne Van Zwoll, Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation
Historicalfirearms.info
`Great American Hunters: Townsend Whelen,’ by David E. Petzal, Field and Stream
`Colonel Townsend Whelen – American Rifleman and Soldier – Part 1,” frontierpartisans.com
So let me start off with the great news! Seeing as that the overwhelming number of folks that love and use guns. Are some of the kindest, friendliest and helpful folks that I have ever had the privilege to know.





And this is what happens when you do stupid stuff!
