Month: September 2024
The AF Acronym Page from Chant du Depart
- 1MC……………………………………1 Main Circuit (1MC) is the term for the shipboard public address circuits on United States Navy and United States Coast Guard vessels.
- AAR……………………………………After Action Report
- ACL…………………………………….Angry Cat Lady
- AGE……………………………………Aerospace Ground Equipment
- Anya………………………………….New Cat #2, she of the sweetest disposition
- AO……………………………………..Area of Operations
- Ausf……………………………………Ausführung, German word for model or type (in regards to vehicles)
- BDU…………………………………..Battle Dress Uniform
- Beansian…………………………….A spectacular and (typically) long comment.
- Beansism…………………………….Any pithy term coined by Beans which I found memorable.
- Bear…………………………………..Pooch of The Nuke
- BFD…………………………………..Big Fire Trucking Deal (minus the “ire Tr”, of course)
- Big Girl.……………………………..My automotive conveyance of choice, a blue 2005 Honda Element
- Big O………………………………….My grandson, belongs to The Naviguesser and The DIL
- Big Time…………………………….My son-in-law, married to The WSO
- BITD………………………………….Back in the Day
- Blivet…………………………………Ten pounds of excrement in a five pound bag. No, no one says “excrement,” a cruder term is employed.
- BTDT………………………………….Been There, Done That
- BuNo…………………………………Bureau Number, aircraft serial number for the Navy and Marine Corps
- BWE………………………………….Best Wingman Ever
- BWI…………………………………..Blogging While Irritated
- CAVU…………………………………Ceiling And Visibility Unlimited
- CBPO…………………………………Consolidated Base Personnel Office
- CCC……………………………………Chant Commenting Corps
- CDW………………………………….Counter Drug Wienies
- CHENG………………………………Chief Engineer
- CINCHOUSE……………………….Commander In Chief – House, aka The Missus Herself, The Lady My Wife and Her Supreme Majesty of the Yes Dear I’ll Do That Right Now.
- City Girl…………………………….My niece, daughter of MOKB
- CPA…………………………………..Closest Point of Approach
- D&D…………………………………..Death and Destruction, a facet of the JCRT
- DACT…………………………………Dissimilar Air Combat Training (Training against aircraft other than the one you fly)
- DN…………………………………….Damn Near
- DPK…………………………………..Dress Pocket Knife
- ETO…………………………………..European Theater of Operations
- FCF……………………………………Functional Check Flight
- FMC…………………………………..Fully Mission Capable
- FNG…………………………………..Effing New Guy (we all know what effing stands for)
- FOD…………………………………..Foreign Object Debris (crap that can cause damage to a jet engine after being ingested) or Foreign Object Damage, too late, something got sucked down an intake!
- FPS……………………………………First Person Shooter (a video game genre)
- FRaVMotC………………………….Frequent Reader and Valued Member of the Commentariat
- FRBLM………………………………Full Retard, Barking Leftist Moonbat (Courtesy of drjim!)
- FS……………………………………..Fighter Squadron
- FSO……………………………………Flight Safety Officer
- FTS……………………………………Fire truck This Sh!t (minus the “ire tr”)
- FWIW………………………………..For What It’s Worth
- GAIMB……………………………….Gubmint At Its Most Brilliant (Why yes, that is sarcasm…)
- GIB……………………………………Guy In Back, the individual manning the back seat in the mighty F-4 Phantom. Or any two-seat tactical aircraft. (Nowadays “Gal In Back” applies. Ask The WSO.)
- GOFOs………………………………..General Officers and Flag Officers (think generals and admirals, people who wear stars on their costumes uniforms)
- GWGB………………………………..Get Woke, Go Broke
- HA……………………………………..Historical Accuracy, a facet of the JCRT
- HALT………………………………….Hungry, Angry, Lonely and Tired (a bad mix…)
- Hinge………………………………….Slang for an O-4, or lieutenant commander (LCDR). So called because of the lobotomy that is supposedly mandated as soon as a naval officer is promoted to this rank, in which half of his brain is removed. A hinge is then inserted that allows for reattachment of the removed gray matter later. The hinge also limits the LCDR’s head movement to the fore–aft axis. This is clearly demonstrated as the O-4 is constantly nodding in the affirmative and saying, “Yessir, yessir” when in the presence of the CO. (Source)
- H/T…………………………………….Hat Tip (Tip of the hat to…)
- HSWHTPFIHC……………………..He Said With His Tongue Planted Firmly In His Cheek (from Skip)
- IAS……………………………………..In All Seriousness (a Juvatism)
- ICSFTH……………………………….Insert cloying smiley face thingee here (coined by Frank C. – The Snake Eater, World Famous Lexican and former Spec Ops type)
- IIRC……………………………………If I Recall Correctly
- ILMW…………………………………I Love Me Wall. A place to hang stuff up illustrating one’s illustrious life and times. Such as they may be…
- IMWTK………………………………Inquiring Minds Want to Know (A Quandtism)
- IP………………………………………Instructor Pilot
- ISSJW………………………………..International Society of Social Justice Warriors
- ISYN………………………………….I’m not kidding (actually stands for “I sh!t you not”)
- JCRT………………………………….Juvat’s Cinematic Rating Tool (a tool for rating films, guy films primarily)
- JK………………………………………Just kidding
- JOPA………………………………….Junior Officer’s Protection Association
- Kettenhunde……………………….Chained dogs, German slang for military police. German military police wore a gorget suspended with chains.
- KMAGYOYO………………………..Kiss My Ass Guys, You’re On Your Own
- Kodi………………………………….The SeaLawyer’s The Nuke’s other pooch
- koobecaF……………………………While not an acronym per se, it belongs here. Aka Facebook, pronounced Koo-buh-kaff
- LCS……………………………………Little Crappy Ship, er, I mean, Littoral Combat Ship
- LDL……………………………………Latter Day Luddite, modern version of the anti-machine (or technology) crowd. Invented by the Well Seasoned Fool.
- LIFT…………………………………..Lead-In Fighter Training
- L’il Sweetie…………………………My youngest granddaughter, Little Bit’s little sister, daughter of Big Time and The WSO
- Little Bit……………………………My oldest grand-daughter, belongs to Big Time and The WSO
- Little Rhody………………………The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations (seriously, that IS the official name of Rhode Island, Google it!)
- LIV…………………………………..Low Information Voter, AKA Idiots who gave us the Obummer
- LMTFA………………………………Leave me the (ahem) “fire truck” alone
- LRU………………………………….Line Replaceable Unit is a modular component of an airplane, ship or spacecraft that is designed to be replaced quickly at an operating location.
- LSE……………………………………Little Sir Echo (another PLQ nickname)
- LSM………………………………….Lame Stream Media (Same as MSM)
- LSO…………………………………..Landing Signal Officer (see “Paddles”)
- LZ…………………………………….Landing Zone
- MCF………………………………….Mongolian Cluster F**k. Shorthand for extremely disorganized, tending to lethal levels of disorganization. (Also see SGC.)
- MCT………………………………….Metric Crap Ton, i.e. a lot of something
- Meh…………………………………..Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care.
- MFC…………………………………Merry Freaking Christmas (See this post for details)
- MOKB………………………………My oldest kid brother
- Mom………………………………..Well, that’s my Mother (duh)
- MOPP……………………………….Mission Oriented Protective Posture
- Mrs Olde Vermonter…………..Obviously the wife of MOKB
- MSJC……………………………….Modified Standard Juvat Caveat = A Fairy Tale begins with “Once upon a time” and a War Story begins with “So, there I was”. Everything else starts “With that being said…”.
- MSM………………………………..Main Stream Media (CNN, NBC, ABC, Fox, etc…)
- MYKB………………………………My Youngest Kid Brother
- NCOIC………………………………Non-Commissioned Officer in Charge
- Neh?………………………………..Largely used in Japan at the end of a sentence as a way of saying, “right?” or “isn’t that so?” among other things.
- NES…………………………………Not enough sleep
- NFO…………………………………Naval Flight Officer
- NMC………………………………..Not Mission Capable
- NMUSAF………………………….National Museum of the United States Air Force
- NORK………………………………North Korean
- Nose Picker………………………Rude term for an Air Force crew chief. Guys, I know now, who had one of the toughest jobs in the Air Force. Known as plane captains in the Navy
- NTTAWWT………………………Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
- OAFSSRFTOTN…………………Old Air Force Sarge Standard Reference for Things of This Nature (i.e. Wikipedia)
- Oblt………………………………..Oberleutnant, German for 1st Lieutenant
- OFGTGA………………………….Old Fat Guy Two Gun Action, for the Naval Air Cowman
- Ogf………………………………….Obergrammatikführer (for PLQ)
- OIDNR…………………………….Obviously I Did Not Remember
- OPB………………………………..Other People’s Blogs
- OPE………………………………..Off Property Excursion, out and about for more than an hour. As in, must dress presentably.
- ORI…………………………………Operational Readiness Inspection
- OROF……………………………..Officially Retired Old Fart
- Paddles…………………………..See LSO
- Pat…………………………………Original Cat #2, forces mice to commit seppuku
- P & M……………………………..Piss and moan
- PBI…………………………………Poor Bloody Infantry
- PCS………………………………..Permanent Change of Station
- PMC……………………………….Partially Mission Capable
- PMF……………………………….Pardon my French
- POCIR…………………………….Provided Of Course I Remember – my caveat regarding when a certain story may get told.
- POCYR……………………………Provided Of Course You Remember – what to tell me when you want something in the blog.
- PTO………………………………..Paid Time Off, think vacation days, though that usage is officially frowned upon by my employer
- PSP………………………………..Probability of Spousal Participation, a facet of the JCRT
- PzKpfw…………………………..Panzerkampfwagen aka Armored Fighting Vehicle (also Pzkw)
- RAF………………………………..Royal Air Force, Random Old Fart, Rakish Old Fart, Random Older Fellow, Really Old Friend, etc. (Thanks to John in Philly!)
- Regal-Beagle…………………..Big Time’s pooch
- rettiwT……………………………While not an acronym per se, it belongs here. Aka Twitter, pronounced “Re-twit”
- RIO………………………………..Radar Intercept Officer (Navy Term, think Tomcats)
- RTB………………………………..Return To Base, ya know, “Go home.”
- RTWT……………………………..Read the whole thing
- RTU……………………………….Replacement Training Unit
- SAP………………………………..Standard Acronym Page (what you’re looking at now)
- Sasha……………………………..New Cat #1, she of ferocious disposition
- SHWF……………………………..Sh!t Hot World Famous (A prefix, e.g. SHWFOTS = Sh!t Hot World Famous Orange Tailed Shrikes, VFA-94
- SJC…………………………………Standard Juvat Caveat = A Fairy Tale begins with “Once upon a time” and a War Story begins with “So, there I was”.
- SEG…………………………………Sh!t Eating Grin
- SFBNITW…………………………Stupidest F******g Band Name In The World
- SGC………………………………….Spectacular Group Copulation. A Beansism which is equivalent to an MCF.
- Shack………………………………Term used by military pilots esp. the Air Force to indicate to combat controllers, targeters, and air command that the assigned or engaged target has been hit in a manner other than superficial damage.
- SLTP………………………………..Self-Licking Turd Polishers, certain extraneous members of the military (and the Federal Gubmint). Hat tip to the Prairie Adventurer for that one.)
- SMH………………………………..Shaking My Head
- SMSA………………………………Standard Metropolitan Statistical Area
- SWPE………………………………Second Worst President Ever (Carter)
- TDY…………………………………Temporary Duty
- TFC………………………………….Treasured First Comment
- TFS………………………………….Tactical Fighter Squadron
- TFTS……………………………….Tactical Fighter Training Squadron
- TFW………………………………..Tactical Fighter Wing
- TIFIFY……………………………..There, I Fixed It For You
- TL;DR………………………………Too Long;Didn’t Read, seen in reference to online stuff
- TBGWABMO…………………….The Big Guy Who Always Bails Me Out (Blatantly stolen from The Naval Air Cowman, aka Shaun)
- The DIL……………………………My Daughter-In-Law, married to The Naviguesser.
- The Musician…………………….My youngest kid brother (MYKB)
- The Naviguesser………………..My son, my oldest. Was a Navy navigator BITD.
- The Nuke………………………….My oldest daughter, a lieutenant of nuclear propulsion
- The Olde Vermonter…………..My oldest kid brother (MOKB)
- The Owl……………………………My next-to-youngest granddaughter who has the biggest, wisest looking eyes, Big O’s little sister, daughter of The Naviguesser and The DIL
- The SeaLawyer………………….The Nuke’s former, disgraced, significant other. Sometimes I’ll spell this as The Sea-Lawyer.
- The WSO…………………………..My youngest daughter, who is one of the above.
- The Young Vermonter………..My nephew, oldest son of MOKB
- TIFPA……………………………….Things I Find Particularly Annoying
- Tiger………………………………..Original Cat #1 (pronounced same as Tiger, auf Deutsch – sounds kinda like “Teegger” in common practice)
- TINS………………………………..This Is No Sh!t
- TO & E……………………………..Table of Organization and Equipment
- TMI…………………………………Too Much Information
- TRex………………………………..Ex-Husband of The Nuke (also disgraced)
- Tuttle……………………………….The Nuke’s Husband, my oldest, yet newest son-in-law. A keeper this one.
- U2B…………………………………A “Shaunism,” short for YouTube.
- USA…………………………………United States of America or United States Army
- UI……………………………………Useful Idiot
- USAF……………………………….United States Air Force
- USCG……………………………….United States Coast Guard
- USMC………………………………United States Marine Corps
- USMC………………………………United States Marine Corps, aka Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children
- USN…………………………………United States Navy
- VLF…………………………………Very Large Flashbulb, aka canned sunshine, aka “special” weapon, aka nuclear “device,” aka nuclear BOMB!
- WBAGNFARB…………………..Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band – coined by Dave Barry
- WBtS……………………………….War Between the States, aka Civil War (in the North)
- WCS……………………………….(1) Weapon Control System
- WCS……………………………….(2) Weapon Control System, Specifically referring to the F-4 Phantom radar and gun sight systems
- WHOGAS………………………..Who Gives A Sh!t
- WoNA…………………………….War of Northern Aggression, aka Civil War (in the North)
- WPE……………………………….Worst President Ever (#44)
- WRCS……………………………..Weapon Release Computer System (for Virgil)
- WSO………………………………Weapon Systems Officer
- WTF………………………………What the Fire Truck (sort of…)
- WTS……………………………….Well Told Story, a facet of the JCRT
- WUWT……………………………What’s Up With That?
- YGBSM…………………………..You Gotta Be Sh!tting Me
- Y,IHRTB…………………………Yes, I Have Read That Book
- YMMV……………………………Your Mileage May Vary
1898 Springfield Krag carbine
Theodore Roosevelt is recognized as not only one of the great figures in American and world history but as one of the foremost conservationists of wildlife and natural habitats in history.
Roosevelt was also a statesman, naturalist, author, explorer, soldier, rancher, and hunter. His experiences as a sportsman and outdoorsman were of considerable importance in the development of his philosophy of independence and individualism.
Theodore owned many guns in his lifetime, but the Holland & Holland Royal Double Rifle, s/n 19109, chambered in .500/450 was the finest firearm he ever owned. It has become known as the “Big Stick” as a reference to his quote on diplomacy.

A quick note on the ammo: .500/450 means that a 3 ¼” .500 Nitro Express cartridge was necked down to hold a smaller .450-caliber bullet. In Roosevelt’s gun, the 480-grain bullet would be traveling about 2,000 feet per second with approximately 5,000 foot-pounds of muzzle energy.
Plans for creating the rifle began in 1908 at the behest of Edward North Buxton, a personal friend of Roosevelt and a well-known hunter, together with a group of over 50 outstanding British conservationists and hunting enthusiasts.
On August 8, 1908, Roosevelt sent a letter – on White House stationery – describing the specifics he wanted for the gun. The length of pull was to be 14-⅜” to the front trigger, with a drop at the heel of 2-½”. The barrels were to be 26” and the overall length 42 ¾”. The trigger weight was set at 3.5 pounds.

The rear sight was made to spec from the drawing Roosevelt made on the stationery, and it matches up with two folding leaf sights and one fixed blade at 100 yards with an elongated gold front bead sight.
The fixed 100-yard blade was test-fired with a .500/450 load using 70 grains of Cordite behind a 480-grain bullet in a 3 ¼” casing. The results were a group no larger than 2 ⅛” by 1 ½”. The load data is found on a label inside the case as well as engraved on the underside of the receiver.

Roosevelt drew his desired rear sight at the bottom of this letter written from the White House.
The gun also bears an elongated top strap that extends halfway down the length of the stock, a way to strengthen the wrist against the very substantial recoil of the .500/450. This was a special request from Roosevelt.
All told, the final cost was 85 pounds, 13 shillings, and 6 pence. At the time, that was the equivalent of 8.5 months’ salary for a skilled tradesman. Adjusted for inflation, that’s about 10,500 pounds or $12,600 today – an absolute steal considering that the gun would start at 165,000 pounds if you ordered it today.

In January 1909, Roosevelt had his first opportunity to test the new double rifle, and he recorded his thoughts. “At last I was able to get a day off and try the double-barreled 450. It is a perfect beauty. The workmanship is like that of a watch. Of course our rifles look coarse and cheap and clumsy beside it. I can not say how delighted I am with it.”
The safari began when the party boarded a steamer loaded with all of their supplies on March 23, 1909, just 19 days after he left the Presidency. Over the course of 10 months, Roosevelt’s party harvested 469 big game animals, 262 of which were used to feed the hunting party and 150 others who were vital to the safari’s success. Many of the others were brought back as museum specimens for the Smithsonian, which was underwriting much of the safari’s $75,000 cost.

It was by no means the only weapon Roosevelt selected for the trip. In his arsenal were a Fox 12 gauge shotgun, two Winchester Model 1895 lever action rifles in .405, a Springfield in .30-06, as well as a Manlicher rifle.
The double rifle was obviously of prime significance to Theodore and to the other safari participants, as reflected by the frequent references to it in his book, African Game Trails. The gun’s first test was on a rhinoceros, of which he would eventually kill 13.

“I pushed forward the safety of the double-barrelled Holland rifle which I was now to use for the first time on big game…. The rhino saw me and …. as he rose I put in the right barrel.… Before he could get quite all the way round in his headlong rush to reach us, I struck him with my left-hand barrel…. Ploughing [sic] up the ground with horn and feet, the great bull rhino, still head toward us, dropped just thirteen paces from where we stood.”

He goes on to note, “For heavy game like rhinoceroses and buffaloes, I found that for me personally the heavy Holland was unquestionably the proper weapon.”
The rifle was also well-suited for the elephant, of which he shot eight: “As I aimed at his head he started to move off; the first bullet from the heavy Holland brought him to his knees, and as he rose I knocked him flat with the second.”
Kermit Roosevelt noted, “The recoil of the big gun was so severe that it became a standing joke as to whether we did not fear it more than a charging elephant!”

The Big Stick is in extraordinary condition, considering its use on such a long African safari and now being more than 110 years old. The finish is fairly well intact. The engraving and checkering are still sharp. Furthermore, the original case and accessories are present, the case being of oak and leather, and containing the original presentation label on the lid – listing each and every one of the 56 distinguished donors.
In preparation for a safari in 1986, the rifle was sent back to Holland and Holland to have some work done on the then-almost 80-year-old rifle. At that time, the company remarked that “We are in full agreement that this gun is a major mechanical, artistic, and romantic artefact of American, British and African culture.”
It was during this time back at Holland and Holland that the forend, which was lost by the family sometime in the 1940s, was replaced by Holland and Holland in the same style as the original. It’s also likely that the orange butt pad and engraved stock medallion featuring the Presidential eagle, TR initials, and 1909 date were added at this time, as those elements are not visible in any of the photos or footage of the original safari.

With the work completed, the gun set off on a new safari, whose participants included Theodore Roosevelt IV and Theodore Roosevelt V. Also along for the adventure were two names that are well known in the gun collector world: Greg Martin and R. L. “Larry” Wilson.
Over the years, the gun has been owned by some other famous people, though none quite as famous as President Roosevelt. Richard P. Mellon, whose surname needs no introduction, and William E. Simon, former Treasury Secretary, were just two of the gun’s high-profile owners. In 1994, the gun was sold at auction for $500,000 before the buyer’s premium, before eventually being sold again and purchased by philanthropist Owsley Brown Frazier.
It has been on display at the Library of Congress, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and is now part of the permanent collection at the Frazier History Museum in Louisville, Kentucky, which was founded by Mr. Frazier in 2004.
I highly encourage you to visit the museum if you’re in the area, and if you’d like to support their mission while also getting to shoot guns and sample bourbon cocktails and craft beers (after shooting is done, obviously), then you should check out the Frazier Classic in September 2022, which is a sporting clays fundraiser that will help support the museum’s educational programs, workshops, family days, hometown history exhibitions, gallery presentations, unique plays, and live storytelling by our teaching artists.
Few politicians’ personas are as intertwined with firearms as Theodore Roosevelt, and there’s no firearm more fitting for that connection than the Holland and Holland Royal Double Rifle known as the Big Stick.
WRITTEN BY JEFF “TANK” HOOVER
Every writer I’ve visited seems to have plenty of “stuff” within arm’s reach of their writing quarters to be admired, picked-up, held and fondled. Perhaps this common thread of ceremonial “examinations” stimulates the mind, bursting the dam of backed-up words?
Me? My writing quarters consists of my laptop computer on the kitchen table. Next to me are stacks of notes, magazines, used targets, product printouts, along with an old Jeep console insert. Inside the compartments are numerous cartridges, cast bullets, sixgun stocks, pens, screwdrivers and calipers. My nomadic “office” is functional, easily allowing me to move it at my wife’s whims, such as clearing room for dinner.
When needing a break, I reach over and fondle something from the console, consoling me until the “damned-up” words start trickling again. Sometimes social media jump-starts flatlined brain activity. Just yesterday, while scrolling, one photo causes me to pause with its “wow” factor …
Frontier Knives, Hawks and Leather
What I see is a Damascus steel bowie with fossilized walrus handle and the most unique forged handguard I’d ever seen. Partnered with the jumbo blade is a sheath looking like its darn near 150 years old, something an old mountain man would carry with its feather, fringe and bead adornments — and who hasn’t fantasized about being a mountain man? I’ve wanted to be a mountain man since I was six.
The more I stare, the more I drool, wishing I could grab this beauty from the screen. Talk about virtual brain stimulation! I’m excited, not even holding this rustic pig-sticker. I click on the maker’s name, drawing me further into a world of recreated tomahawks, smaller skinner blades, camp blades and utility blades, all with a distinctively unique finish and flair.
These tools are worthy of a shaman’s most secret of spiritual rituals, or a sourdough’s daily duties. With this modern thing we call the Internet, I contact the maker, chuckling at the irony of using a computer for vintage looking goods.
John Cohea
John Cohea has been making knives for 22 years. Seeing a Fisk Damascus steel blade set him on the path of making a knife looking like it was old. Through trial and error, John succeeded. He gets his Damascus blade blanks from Chad Nichols, who forges them from 1095 and 15N20 Swedish tool steel, for the most beautiful Damascus patterns you ever saw.
Using a propane gas forge, John heats and hammers the blanks into form, grinds for final shape and heat treats them for an extremely durable and sharp edge holding blade. He uses natural handle materials of bear jawbone, fossilized walrus tusk, sambar stag, elk antler or ornamental hardwoods. These blades are working pieces of art. They are made strong to be used hard!
The bolsters, and guards are made of forged wrought iron, many times using age-correct period steel, such as chain links or wagon-wheel hoops, adding to authenticity of the blade or hawk.
Warhawk! Weathered barn-oak handle with 5160 steel. Weathered oak on neck knife.
Visual Stimulation
Words are useless describing these treasures. Rather than ramble on, I’d rather have pictures do the talking of John’s work as they tell the tale better than anyone ever could.
John can be reached through Facebook and Instagram under John M Cohea Frontier Style Knives, Hawks and Leather, or simply call him at (662) 322-5916. Let him fulfill your mountain man fantasies with authentic looking/working knives, hawks and leather. His lead time is anywhere from 1–6 months. One of his knives, hawks and leather may be what I need to keep the words flowing. It couldn’t hurt.



