A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, ” I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.

The bartender says, ” Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. “

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ” I would like to buy you a drink, too. “

The old woman says, ” Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water. “

” Coming up, ” says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ” I would like to buy you one, too. “

The old woman says, ” Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water. “

” Coming right up, ” the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, ” Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? “

The old woman replies, ” Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue. “

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN..

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN. ..

‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…

You are not sure these are jokes

Young Winston – British cavalry charge at Omdurman

Merry Christmas & May God Bless us all !!

Thank God Trump put the Metal to the floor on nominating new blood into the 9th!

California: Stay Issued in 9th Circuit Magazine Ban Ruling, Allowing Californians to Continue Possession of Lawfully Acquired Magazines

Yesterday, a stay was granted in the case of Duncan v. Bonta after an en banc panel upheld California’s ban on magazines capable of holding more than ten rounds of ammunition. With this stay, the Ninth Circuit has decided to allow Californians to continue possession of any magazines that were acquired during “Freedom Week” or prior to the ban taking effect—for the time being.

The court agreed to stay the mandate from its decision for 150 days, to May 19, 2022. The court’s order further stays the mandate until the U.S. Supreme Court disposes of a petition for certiorari, should one be filed.

NRA-ILA is supporting this lawsuit and many other lawsuits in California.

Stay tuned to your inbox and http://www.nraila.org for updates concerning your Second Amendment rights.